Can Data pinch a loaf?

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by Angel Ruse, Jan 8, 2008.

  1. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    McCOY: "Captain Merrick was at the Academy with you, wasn't he, Jim?"

    KIRK: "Yes. He washed out in his fourth year. He failed a psycho-simulator test. All it takes is a split-second of indecision."

    SPOCK: "The 'Golden Showers' scenario?"

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  2. JoeZhang

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    Yeah - they visit a new planet and find out that friendship is promoted by curling one out. There is a diplomatic incident because the S1 jumpsuits don't allow for that kind of "friendship" to be displayed without help...

    "number one beam to the planet and take a number two".
     
  3. Sephiroth

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    "Number one, i order you to take a number two"-Beavis as Capt Picard
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    "Captain...my alien opponent down on the planet's surface defeated me in the contest because he had eaten an entire helping of his world's native tree nuts beforehand..."
     
  5. Mark_Nguyen

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    Data is fully functional, and programmed in multiple techniques of pleasure. Of COURSE he'd have an anus.

    Mark
     
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  6. cooleddie74

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    His turds smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls.
     
  7. Sephiroth

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    the question is not weather data can pinch a loaf, its weather he gets dingleberries
     
  8. Angel Ruse

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    Well, if he gets dingleberries, I'm sure they aren't a problem. Remove the emotion chip, stick your hand back there and enjoy non-grossed out, non-embarassed flickage.

    But then...maybe he has like an anal compartment with a sponge that comes out to do that for him. :vulcan: