Seven Words in TNG

Romney back in the year 2006...it

 

oddy grows old, whilst its owner doesn't

 

really think that there really should be

 

anything past "morbidly obese Elvis", it still

 

proved to be quite popular with many

 

pop culture aficionados and warp-trash women

 

who hung out at space station bars

 

drinking illegal romulan ale on the rocks

 

and trying to have promiscuous sex with

 

space truckers, freighter captains and just about

 

any two-legged humanoid that wandered into

 

viewing range of their blood-shot eyes

 

on a Friday night. The most popular

 

method of getting free drinks was to

 

dress up in female clothing and pretend

 

to be a man impersonating a woman

 

impersonating a woman impersonating a man, which

 

tried to seduce Picard, Riker and Worf

 

while barking like a dog in heat.

 

The entire situation just confused everybody and