Seven Words in TNG

Picard sent Data and Geordi to investigate

 

the holo-beings that involved and evolved into

 

organic life forms, who then intended to

 

kick back and play some good old

 

Texas hold 'em. Riker was intrigued and

 

decided he wanted a hand, they looked

 

and said, "This is a man's game!"

 

Riker could barely suppress some tears and

 

then knocked the table over, suddenly determined

 

to prove his manhood through physical force.

 

the beings stood up then one struck

 

Riker in the gut. He punched back,

 

knocking the being into Worf, who was

 

using his laptop looking for internet porn.

 

The laptop bounced off another being's head

 

who then looked at the pictures and

 

dry heaved. "Ha, only a Klingon can

 

handle these impudent wretches!" Worf charged them,

 

then got owned like it was 1987.

 

Riker tried to help him out but