I think I need to be banned

"Good noight said the night md, we are programmed to receive,
You can log out any time you like, but..."

 

Your description of this affliction immediately put me in mind of a scene from one of my favorite episodes of a classic scifi series, from which I herewith paraphrase.



IT'S THE MOST HIDEOUS CREATION EVER CONCEIVED.
IT WATCHES.
IT SAPS THE VERY SPIRIT.
AND THE WORST THING OF ALL IS I WATCH IT.
I CAN'T NOT LOOK.
IT'S LIKE A DRUG, A HORRIBLE DRUG.
YOU CAN'T RESIST IT.
IT'S AN ADDICTION.


AWESOME!!!!!

 

*eats apple* I don't like to lose.

 

No, it's There's a baboon on the right.

 

Surely Good Mrs. Murphy shall follow me all the days of my life.

 

"...but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!"

I want to...I really do want to stop...but I can't...it won't let me...Mommy?...please, please can you help me make it stop...???...

 

wtf is going on

 

I love that classic Outer Limits episode.

"The machines are everywhere!"

Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.

 

We have reached the Outer Limits of the website.

 

A website you can only reach... in The Twilight Zone.

 

In the TrekBBS system, the posters are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The trolls, who stir up trouble, and the moderators, who execute the offenders. These are their stories.

*DOINK-DOINK*

 

Mods should feel free to think of themselves as representing Starfleet's finest, and the rest of us are all the troublesome aliens they encounter on their voyages through life.

 

Sliding down the bannister of life, the mods will remember us as the thorns in their asses.

 

...We control the horizontal...we control the vertical...

 

That's technically not possible as in every direction this board is surrounded by ads. It's the TrekBBS' very own version of the Kobayashi Maru test.

 

"...Activate escape pods. Send out the Log Buoy. ...All hands abandon ship. Repeat, ...all hands abandon ship..."

 

All right, open 'er up.

 

Alright, you guys have had your fun, but this is pretty spammy, so...