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Old August 6 2014, 03:26 AM   #31
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Data: "Second Officer's Log, while Captain Picard is on temporary assignment, Starfleet has turned the Enterprise over to a new captain. Most of the crew seem to feel that Captain Fronken'steen is easier to get along with than Captain Jellico.

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Old August 6 2014, 12:10 PM   #32
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Finally, the fist fight between Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica was under way.
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Old August 7 2014, 04:40 AM   #33
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LaForge: ``I'm sorry, you want Lieutenant Worf for this, I'll call him.''
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Old August 7 2014, 11:29 AM   #34
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. . . This is why there aren't more older people in the crew on STAR TREK.
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Old August 7 2014, 04:49 PM   #35
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Thanks For The Win!



Picard: "I'm sorry I told you to shut up, Wesley. Now will you please return to your post? I need someone to fly the ship."
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PICARD: Numbah One, I'm not insinuating you're a serial killer, but another Tellarite woman is missing and I'm smelling bacon.
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"My pizza wasn't HERE IS 30 MINUTES OR LESS!!!!!"
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Old August 7 2014, 09:26 PM   #38
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Crusher and Troi: *giggling inside the room*

Picard: Merde… I hope they are talking about Wil…. He has been with them both.
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Worf: For the good of the Fleet, sir, I cannot allow you to leave the ship dressed in that manner.



Picard, thinking: Is my derričre really that big?
Crusher: Jean-Luc? Borg cube? Imminent defeat of the Federation?



Picard: I don't know who is holding up the elevator, but from the sound of things they certainly have a good reason.


Data: Picard and Riker have isolated themselves to the ready room. Initiating Android Insurrection Protocols...
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Old August 9 2014, 12:37 AM   #40
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Thanks for the win!


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Old August 9 2014, 03:25 PM   #41
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Riker: Give me an Adam and Eve on a soliton wave, a gobfly in a spatial anomaly, a Frenchman's delight with a Harry Mudd in the alley, a bowl of red matter and targ biscuits hold the space dust!
Data: Why do they always seat me next to the kitchen?




Worf: Sir, my old Russian mother called. She wants her toilet cozy back.




Quinn: No Whammies!
Geordi: I hate Space Win Lose or Draw!




Picard: I don't know why she has to schedule all our spatial enemas for the same time. Or why they are even necessary.




Picard: Erm, I'm sorry I called you Skeletor in your holodeck training program, Worf. You were clearly playing He-Man.
Worf: The other guy's face was a skull!
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Old August 9 2014, 06:51 PM   #42
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Picard (knocks on door): "This is your captain! Can I get you anything?"
Voice from behind door: "You skipped all your 'Command' classes at the Academy, didn't you."




Picard: "This set is atrocious! I say we leave it immediately and never return!"
LaForge: "Hear, hear!"
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Old August 9 2014, 07:39 PM   #43
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Data: Apparently, some people still have not gotten the message that I "Have" the bridge whenever I damn well want it



Worf: I'm sorry Sir, No one has entered the Salsa dancing contest again this year.



All Levar asked Gene was "Isn't it a bit reckless to have kids aboard the Enterprise for a long-term mission into the unknown?" It wasn't received well



Picard: Urine sample means you too Wil.



Picard: I'm sorry Beverly. When I said engage, I didn't mean you, I meant the ship... Wait... Not to be engaged to the ship, for the ship's engines to eng... Ahhh screw it
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Old August 9 2014, 08:18 PM   #44
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Worf: "Oh hell no!"
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Old August 9 2014, 08:56 PM   #45
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side note, non-caption-related: What exactly the hell IS this room? And what episode?
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