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Old July 25 2014, 10:55 PM   #31
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BEVERLY: Dumping Odan because he new host was a woman? Give me a break, it was because the real Odan is just a shrimp without carapace.
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Old July 26 2014, 04:11 AM   #32
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Dr. Crusher: I've called you all here to announce I've found the ship's chapel.
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Old July 26 2014, 05:53 AM   #33
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Data: "Geordie, is masturbation appropriate on the bridge?"

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Old July 26 2014, 11:17 AM   #34
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Thanks for the laugh Leadhead!

I did some lovely replies to this yesterday, but they seem to have vanished (I think I hit "Preview" rather than "Reply", like a genius), so second time around...




Picard: Yes Mr. Data, you can indeed control your console with your detached penis from the other side of the bridge. Now, never do it again.





Crusher: Now, all I need to do is take your temperature, so open wide for me.

Boy: OK, ahhhhhhhh...

Crusher: No no no, this isn't a mouth thermometer...





Riker: I'm telling you, if the Captain ever gets sent on a suicide mission I'll definitely be given the centre seat. There's no way it will go to the old bloke from Robocop.



McFadden: So let me tell you about Maurice Hurley...




Riker: Hey Worf, I finally found where your dignity ended up!
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Old July 26 2014, 03:16 PM   #35
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Picard: Mr. Worf?

Riker: Yes, Lieutenant, I think you have some explaining to do.

Worf: Klingon taco farts are the height of honor!!
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Old July 26 2014, 06:13 PM   #36
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Troi: "I am sensing desire and ... youthful horny-ness."
Crusher: "Well he not looking at me."
Troi: "Nor me."
Worf (os): "I am becoming uncomfortable."

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Old July 27 2014, 12:13 AM   #37
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Thanks for the win.


Worf: Why does everyone always blame me for flatulence? Klingons ANNOUNCE breaking wind.


Picard, thinking: Dammit, they've realized it wasn't Worf.


Crusher: What do you mean, kissing to make it feel better doesn't work? Every time Jean-Luc gets a headache --


Riker, OS: What kind of cocktail recipe needs to be stirred upside down, Geordi?
Geordi, OS: The kind I invented to haze the night barkeep.
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Old July 27 2014, 02:19 AM   #38
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