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Old July 27 2014, 12:02 AM   #16
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 97: Julian Bashir, Secret Agent Man!


Garak had been getting a little TOO friendly lately.
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Old August 3 2014, 12:26 PM   #17
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Zimmerman: Ooh, I don't think insurance covers that.
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Old August 3 2014, 07:42 PM   #18
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Data: Before we proceed doctor, I have one last question; is there any chance I will experience what humans call a wet dream?




Bashir: Ah the Château 2300.
Woman: What is it?
Bashir: Bolian piss mixed with spice, sugars and extract of sehlat guts.




EMH mark 1: And why are you replacing me!?!
Zimmerman: There were numerous complaints about your model: obnoxious, gloating, balding and as as ugly as a targ's backside. So I thought the mark 2 should have a couple of cosmetic changes.




Bashir: The truth admiral. Just what are your ties to Section 31?
Ross: The truth? Well it's complicated. Officially I have no links with a section of the Federation which doesn't exist, unofficially I work with Section 31 when the occasion calls for it. Section 31 unofficially considers me to be their contact in Starfleet Command, while officially -- to Section 31 -- I am one of their members.
While Starfleet Intelligence unofficially considers me to be their contact in Section 31, though officially I have no links with Starfleet Intelligence or top secret SI missions related to monitoring Section 31. I spy on Starfleet Intelligence at the request of Section 31, and I spy on Section 31 at the request of Starfleet Intelligence. Ultimately I am a double agent whose loyalty resides with Starfleet Intelligence. As I said, it's complicated.




Bashir never missed the chance to peer up the inside of the surgical gowns worn by female patients.
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Old August 7 2014, 11:21 PM   #19
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Data: No peeking.
Bashir: I'm a doctor! When I peek it's in the line of duty.
Miles, OS: Oh, he tells ALL the girls that.
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Old August 15 2014, 11:41 PM   #20
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Okay, 24 hour warning! I've been recovering from minor surgery, so no more extensions for this one.
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Old August 16 2014, 12:46 AM   #21
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Ouch! Are you okay?
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Old August 16 2014, 01:23 AM   #22
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Bashir: You say your name is Jeanie and you live in this bottle?
Jeanie: Yes, Master.
Bashir: Finally, a woman who will pay attention to me!
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Old August 16 2014, 01:26 AM   #23
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Ouch! Are you okay?
Oh, yes, it's relatively minor. I have a follow-up procedure on Sept 8, though, so whatever contest is running there will probably get a full month.
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