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Old June 22 2014, 03:31 AM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest 96: Old Man

Next up in our countdown to the big 100, the lovely lietenant (commander) Dax. She's the old man and a young woman, clever and fierce -- and three characters at once! See what you make of her, but first -- last's weeks winners!


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Lwaxana: Found you at last, my sweet little Odo! Ooooo that's my boy! I'm just gonna wuv you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...
Odo: I should have joined the Great Link when I had the chance.

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Odo: Go ahead. Make my day.
Quark: I don't know, Woody Allen?
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Odo: And now, our next song: My heart will go on.

Worf: This wedding reception is without honor!
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ODO: Okay. Quark. You caught me. I am wearing a wire.
Congratulations to the winners; and now, Dax! ..and Dax!










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Old June 22 2014, 06:38 PM   #2
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KANG: Why can't a Klingon just read under a tree without be disturbed by an hyperactive know-it-all spotted chick.
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Old June 23 2014, 01:41 AM   #3
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DAX: Captain's log. Really tired after last night. Since Worf is recovering in the infirmary, he left me in control of the bridge.



SISKO: Excellent job old man. Since I grew the beard you're the only one I trust to do my shaving.



KANG: She came from Trill she had a thirst for knowledge, she studied science at Starfleet Academy that's where I caught her eye. She told me that her last host was Curzon, I said in that case I'll have a bloodwine she said fine, and in thirty seconds time she said...

I want to live like Klingon people, I want to do whatever Klingon people do, want to kill like Klingon people, want to kill like Klingon people like you. What else could I do? I said I'll see what I can do.



DAX: What? All I told Emeny was that in the year 2373 she would lose the data rod for her favorite holodeck program, and that it rolled under the sofa!



JORAN: There he is. The writer who wrote this episode. You know what to do.
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Old June 23 2014, 03:29 AM   #4
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Thanks for the win!



Farrell: (thinking) Now I'm commanding the Defiant. Great now I'll never get to do any Science stuff again.



Sisko: Upset about my deceiving you last time around?

Dax: No, I'm upset about you calling me "Opaka" in bed.



Dax: What? So I borrowed a lock of Kirk's hair. We wont clone him until we get back to the 24th Century!



(Ezri fires the gun)

Ezri: It's just been revoked.

Joran: You know, he really didn't set you up for that line Ezri.
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Old June 23 2014, 03:35 AM   #5
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DAX: Come on Ben, I took a Lieutenant uniform, not Yeoman, I'm not gonna sleep with Kirk, McCoy, Scotty or even Chekov.
SISKO: You didn't mention Spock, Chapel, Uhura, M'Benga, DeSalle, Sulu, Leslie, Galloway, Mulhall....
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Old June 23 2014, 05:44 AM   #6
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(Ezri fires the gun)

Ezri: "I know what you're thinking. 'Did she fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is disruptor rifle the most powerful gun in the quadrant, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
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Old June 23 2014, 06:51 AM   #7
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(Ezri fires the gun)

Ezri: "I know what you're thinking. 'Did she fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is disruptor rifle the most powerful gun in the quadrant, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
Joran: You already shot him, he's dead.
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Old June 23 2014, 11:01 AM   #8
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TFTW Smellincoffee!



Jem'Hadar: We are a Jem'Hadar strike force. And you are...?
Dax: A Trill with PMS.
Jem'Hadar: Sorry to bother you.




Dax: Look at us! DS9 needs a proper barber with proper scissors! Or at least a mirror!




Dax: I'm sensing discomfort.
Kang: You're a Trill, not a Betazoid.
Dax: In that case get moving or I'll gut you like a targ, urinate on your corpse and then go kick some ridged Klingon ass myself.
Kang: Oh for a happy medium with females in this century.




Dax: Well you know how Uhura is always sitting on the bridge? I asked her if she was smuggling a tribble up her skant, and for some reason she got offended.




Joran: Now say "Go ahead, make my day."
Ezri: Go ahead, make the day.
Joran: Make my day.
Ezri: Make my today!
Joran: Make my day!
Ezri: Make me my day!
Joran: What the hell is wrong with you, crazy skank!
Ezri: <Shoots everyone>

...Crazy skank with the space gun. Make my 26 hour day!
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Old June 24 2014, 01:31 AM   #9
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JORAN: I thought you said Jadzia was dead?

EZRI: She will be!



JADZI: Go ahead, call me a Kriosian one more time!
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Old June 24 2014, 05:16 AM   #10
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Thanks for the win!


"That awkward moment when she found out Worf has TiVo'ed Hellraiser 3"


"Mention Becker one more time...I dare you."


"DON'T TOUCH IT!! The bottle said if it lasts more than 4 hours to call a doctor, well he still has 20 minutes."


"No way Old Man, seven hours???"
"Seven Hours. When he lost all feeling in his legs he finally allowed us to call Julian. You should have seen it Benjamin, it looked like some engorged mutant tick, all different shades of purple and blue. Julian says due to loss of blood flow and nerve damage he might not walk again."


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Old June 24 2014, 10:43 AM   #11
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Sisko: That Beehive hairdo!
Dax: What about it?
Sisko: It is pulled up so tight it has pulled all the wrinkles out of your face..hahaha
Dax: Oh yeh funny guy! Lets see if I Beehived your pubes how wrinkle free I can get your scrotum!!
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Old June 24 2014, 10:46 AM   #12
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It was no good....no matter how many rubber ducks Ezri shot she couldn't hit enough to win him the giant teddy bear
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Old June 24 2014, 01:45 PM   #13
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Dax: Wow that thing is still throwing off a lot of heat. You see now why it is so important to wash your hands after chopping up chilies!


Did I turn off the iron?



Dax's annual performance review took an unexpected direction!

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Old June 26 2014, 04:34 AM   #14
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Dax: "I'm Jadzia Dax, and I'm the the commander of the Defiant."

Worf: "Excuse me, but I'm the ship's commander."

Dax: "No I am.

Worf: "When Captain Sisko isn't aboard, the ship is mine."

Dax: "Oh bullshit, that's just Benjamin throwing you a bone."

Worf: "Simply because you call the Captain by his first name ..."

Kira: "Can I break in here?"

Dax/Worf: "NO !!!!"



Dax: "Okay, can we at least shave your back hair?"




Joran: "Ezra, it's just a spider, and a fairly small one at that."

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Old June 26 2014, 04:14 PM   #15
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DAX: Look at me, I'm James T. Kirk, I just sat on the chair and boom, I'm Captain.
NOG (os): You know Kirk became Captain after ten years of legit service in Starfleet, right?
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