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Old June 16 2014, 09:57 AM   #16
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Odo: "I've gotta go-my tux is melting. C ya!"

Nerys: "That's all from your tux?"

Odo: "Well, that and my colostomy bag."
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Old June 17 2014, 04:48 PM   #17
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Ensign Schrute: Where's my stapler?




Lwaxana: There's always room for jello!




Odo: Goodness gracious Great Balls of Fire!
Kai Winn: I love this part.




Odo: Go ahead. Make my day.
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Odo: Goodbye! And remember - if you pee in the Link we'll know!
Kira: Never stopped me before!
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Old June 19 2014, 06:57 AM   #18
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Unfortunately Odo had misheard Kira's request and had turned himself into a six foot pianist
Nearly wet myself laughing at this.
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Old June 19 2014, 07:12 AM   #19
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A little known fact but only certain Shapeshifters, usually from the planet Meridian, come con gusano or "with worm"


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Old June 19 2014, 08:59 AM   #20
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Odo: Kira, Kira over here.
Kira: Odo what are you doing?
Odo: Waiting for you. You told me to meet you in the pool room
Kira: No Odo, I said meet me in the ballroom!
Odo: Oh. I did wonder why you told me to wear my tux!
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Old June 21 2014, 03:52 AM   #21
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Twenty-four hour (or so) warning!
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Old June 21 2014, 04:17 AM   #22
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KIRA: I wonder if the replimat has Lime Jello?
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Old June 21 2014, 05:27 AM   #23
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Old June 21 2014, 05:33 AM   #24
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Odo/Curzon: Quark...why are you laughing? Oh, right. I stopped at the hair boutique on Shatnerica IV yesterday.



Odo: Nerys...I'm sinking...and I'm still human...little help here???
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