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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old May 18 2014, 12:18 AM   #46
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Scotty: Borgas frat! There goes salmonchanted evening that Mira and I were planning....
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Old May 18 2014, 02:43 PM   #47
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Bream me up, Scotty!
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Old May 18 2014, 04:43 PM   #48
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Scotty: That reminds me. I forgot to check the forcefields in the shuttlebay after the Admiral's transport haddocked.
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Old May 22 2014, 07:31 PM   #49
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Engineer: It's bad when Geordi's trying to look up the engine core's skirt!



McCoy: Spock, that's not the way to the locker room!



Scotty: When the Captain asked for new Christmas tree lights, I don't think this is what he had in mind.
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Scotty: I told the Captain that we were stringing up too many Christmas tree lights!!

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Old May 25 2014, 04:27 AM   #50
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Geordi: ...and the warranty just expired. Great.



McCoy: Radiation chamber allowed is NOT! Is danger FORBIDDEN!
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Old May 25 2014, 05:29 AM   #51
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MCCOY: Do not make me go all Sith Lord on your ass!
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Old May 25 2014, 07:30 AM   #52
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Don't turn red...don't turn red...son of a bitch it turned red.


McCoy: Do you have any idea what'll happen if you go in there?
Spock: I'll guarantee another sequel?


Who's the wise guy who's been rubbing balloons on my warp core?
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Old June 9 2014, 04:18 PM   #53
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Geordi: Geordi to bridge. I've searched all of engineering, but I can't find the next caption contest!


McCOY: Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the lack of humor that's in there!
SPOCK: But, as you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I'm not human.
McCOY: You're not going in there!
SPOCK: Perhaps you're right. What is Mister LeadHead's condition?
McCOY: Well, I don't think that he...
(Spock administers a Vulcan nerve pinch on McCoy)
SPOCK: I'm sorry, Doctor. I have no time to discuss this logically. I must start a new caption contest before the ship is destroyed. ...Remember!
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Old June 14 2014, 01:06 AM   #54
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ENGINEER: It's like thunder, lightning
The way you love me is frightenin'
You better knock, knock, knock

SCOTT: On wood?
ENGINEER: Baby!




GEORDI: That's the biggest flexi straw I've seen yet!




BONES: Jim turned the tanning booth to "11".
SPOCK: How bad is the Captain?
BONES: He's red, slim.




SCOTTY: Whadda ya mean, stick the fish in my ear? I don't understand ye at all, laddie.
ENGINEER: You will.
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Old June 15 2014, 06:43 AM   #55
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New Contest is up!
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