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Old April 18 2014, 10:01 PM   #31
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Old April 18 2014, 10:17 PM   #32
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CRAWFORD: Is it really a good idea to always depict Commissionners, Ambassadors and other officials as bossy buttfrustrated people in a "progressive" tv-show? I mean, the subordination of the military to civil power is fundamental in democracy.
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Old April 19 2014, 12:22 AM   #33
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Is it really a good idea to always depict Commissionners, Ambassadors and other officials as bossy buttfrustrated people in a "progressive" tv-show? I mean, the subordination of the military to civil power is fundamental in democracy.
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Old April 19 2014, 10:35 PM   #34
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McCoy: ``Apparently it's called dirt.''
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Old April 19 2014, 10:51 PM   #35
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MCCOY: Any chance it's a Hobbit?
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Old April 22 2014, 08:42 PM   #36
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Captain's Log. Dr. Bones says Ensign Galloway is dead. No autospy. Somehow, he was able to determine it and Mr. Spock concurred. As Spock had been in agreement with Bones, I'll have to believe it.
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Old April 28 2014, 07:12 PM   #38
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Spock: "And you are certain, Doctor, that the track does not belong to LeadHead."

McCoy: "I'm certain Spock. Still no sign of him."



Scotty: "Nae, he's not down here either."



Kellowitz: "Captain, I've been through the very bowels of the TBBS. I'm telling you, there's no trace of LeadHead."

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Old May 9 2014, 08:46 PM   #39
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"Mmmm...two large cups. Lucky we need them because she obviously doesn't."



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Spock: "What does that mean?"

McCoy: "It's dead"



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Scotty: "Hang on; I was watching The Flintstones last night and I've had a great idea."



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"Mmmm...two large cups. Lucky we need them because she obviously doesn't."
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Scotty: "Hang on; I was watching The Flintstones last night and I've had a great idea."
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Boma: That's the last time I ever pee outdoors!
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Old May 10 2014, 02:54 PM   #43
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"Mmmm...two large cups. Lucky we need them because she obviously doesn't."
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Old May 10 2014, 07:30 PM   #44
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Spock: "These are not uncommon on Vulcan, but I've never encounter one on another world before."

Boma: "What is it?"

Spock: "Plomeek soup."

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