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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old May 9 2014, 02:56 AM   #31
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McCoy: Spock, you can't go in there! Surely you don't think you can survive the radiation?

Spock: Doctor, I believe I will be protected if I wear an engineering suit. And kindly refrain from referring to me as Shirley.
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SCOTTY: BORGIAS FRAT LADDIE! Why did you ask "What does a warp core need with a starship?"?
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Old May 9 2014, 06:45 PM   #33
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SCOTT: Looks like this Palpatine bloke means business.
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Old May 12 2014, 03:53 PM   #34
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Since Nerys Myk reposted his TNG photoshop in the good topic.

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Old May 12 2014, 04:45 PM   #35
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Scotty: What does God need with a bobbing treasure chest?
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McCoy: I'm tellin' ya, Spock, Jim has turned into a real martinet lately! He's completely over the top! He's acting like an overbearing dictator with delusions of grandeur! He's... he's right behind me, isn't he?

Spock: No, doctor, he is not.

McCoy: Oh... um, well, nevermind, then.

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Scotty: He says he'll only talk to Captain Pike.
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Old May 14 2014, 03:31 AM   #38
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McCoy: You can't go in there, Spock! The radiation will kill you!

Spock: That is preferable to enduring more fish puns, doctor.

McCoy: ... Hang on, I'm coming with you!
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Lieutenant: Sir, may I say something?

Scotty: Aye, laddie.

Lieutenant: Life... is NOT a bream.

Scotty: As ye were.
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Old May 16 2014, 10:31 PM   #40
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McCoy: Don't go in that room, Spock! A gateway has opened up in there to the engineering section of some alternate Enterprise in another dimension or something! The engineering section is incredibly huge, and Scotty has some kind of alien sidekick. Oh, and the entire section smells like a brewery!

Spock raises eyebrow, stares pointedly at Scotty passed out in the corner.

McCoy: ... OK, more so than usual.
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McCoy: What do you want from me? I'm the only Ear, Snout and Superfluous Colon doctor in this sector.

Kirk: Well you could at least wash your instruments.
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Old May 17 2014, 06:25 PM   #42
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"Looks like he's got a broken fin! Better call the ship's chief sturgeon!"
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Old May 17 2014, 06:31 PM   #43
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Little known fact: the whale probe in Star Trek IV disabled vessels by beaming over shock troops.
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Old May 17 2014, 06:33 PM   #44
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The new bio-plasmic warp core decides to put a stop to Scotty's endless carping about the new engines.
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Goldfish Unit (mechanical voice): I must find the creator, so that V'Ger can learn its true porpoise.
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