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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old May 6 2014, 07:26 AM   #16
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SCOTT: ``There can be only warp one!''
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Old May 6 2014, 09:59 AM   #17
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Sorry about the continued delays, I'll try to start the next one sometime before 2015.
You can take as long as you like to judge, as long as I come out winning.
Amen to that!





Riker: Geordi, we have to eject the warp core now!!!!

LaForge: OK Commander.... I....ohhhh.... I just thought of a way we could have saved the Enterprise D!





Spock: So we have radiation suit gloves...

McCoy: Yes.

Spock: And radiation suit boots?

McCoy: Yes.

Spock: And radiation suit coveralls?

McCoy: Yes.

Spock: But no actual radiation suit helmets? Making the actual rest of the radiation suit completely useless? Who the hell made that mistake?

McCoy: Scotty refused to order any. He didn't want anything covering his mighty moustache.





Proof J.J. Abrams did not invent lens flare.
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Old May 6 2014, 03:39 PM   #18
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ALL: Here we are! Born to be kings! We're the princes of the universe! Here we belong...
SCOTTY:...fighting to survive in a world with the darkest powers...
KIRK (os): ENOUGH! Scotty, cut that damned moustache and stop to use the consoles as keyboards.
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Old May 6 2014, 06:22 PM   #19
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After listening to Spock and McCoy argue to two straight hours over the proper position of a shrimp fork in a formal place setting, Ensign No-Name's head felt as if it would explode.

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Old May 6 2014, 06:38 PM   #20
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McCoy: "Do you know you'll die if you walk through those doors?"
Spock: "No, but if you'll hum a few bars for me, I'll see if I can fake it."
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Old May 7 2014, 03:11 AM   #21
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After listening to Spock and McCoy argue to two straight hours over the proper position of a shrimp fork in a formal place setting, Ensign No-Name's head felt as if it would explode.

Noname: It's pronounced "No nah may"!!!!
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Old May 7 2014, 03:19 AM   #22
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SPOCK: So you have been peaking, doctor.
McCOY: What? I'm as curious about my birthday present as the next guy!
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Old May 7 2014, 04:12 AM   #23
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MCCOY: Come at me, bro!
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Scotty: WHO OVERLOADED THE CORE WITH MORE POWER?
Assistant: TECH ENGINEER TIMOTHY TAYLOR!


Bones: You're conducting performance reviews, Spock, not interrogations!
Spock: When I am finished with engineering, doctor, I intend to pay a visit to the medical staff.
Bones: And on that note I'm retiring!
..again!
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SCOTTY: Borgias frat lads, we forgot to thanks Leadhead for the double photoshop award.


GEORDI: That's not good! Leadhead is really mad!


SPOCK: Let me talk to him.
BONES: Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
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Old May 8 2014, 02:28 PM   #26
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MCCOY: It's really not your kind of place Spock. It's full sweaty people dancing, drinking large amounts of liquor and going crazy. Hell, Scotty couldn't handle it and he's a raging alcoholic!
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McCoy: "If you're going in there, at least put on an anti-radiation suit!"
Spock: "You have an appallingly feeble grasp of the dramatic, Doctor."
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Old May 8 2014, 05:39 PM   #28
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BONES:For God's sake Spock! The side effects of this vaccine last only five minutes on humans. So, don't worry for your Vulcan metabolism!
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Old May 8 2014, 07:46 PM   #29
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TFTW LH!



Picard OS: "Report Mr LaForge."

LaForge: "Give me just a couple more seconds."

Picard OS: "I need an answer now Geordi."

LaForge: "Ok, that should do. The hot dogs are done. Let's eat."




McCoy: "Give it another couple of minutes Spock. Jim had the three bean burrito for lunch. Poor Scotty was in the next stall."



ALL: "Thunderbolt and lightning
Very very frightning to me
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico."
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McCoy: You can't go in there!

Spock: Doctor, that is precisely what Mr. Scott said before I forced him to face his alcoholism. It is also what, Ensign "No nah may" said before I forced him to consider all of his life choices that led him to this point. Trust me, I learned how to use my Vulcan heritage to affect some devastating psycho-analysis. Now, before you refuse me entry again, due to our years of friendship, I ask you to ponder this: are you going to let me in or am I going to have to force you to re-live some of your worst memories.

McCoy: Dad...I mean, uh, yeah, go ahead. Excuse me, I've got something in my eye...
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