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Old April 2 2014, 03:44 PM   #31
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Data: Sorry Ishara, but the way you are using fireworks is wrong.
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Old April 2 2014, 05:09 PM   #32
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Data: Mother told me not to marry a military man. A lover in every port, she said.
Worf: Your mother was a meddlesome toaster. I mean - STOP IT!
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Old April 2 2014, 05:32 PM   #33
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DORN: No way I will ever wear an old-man sweater.
FRAKES: Me neither!
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Old April 3 2014, 05:07 PM   #34
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Worf: For the record, Klingon warriors do not wear clean underwear.
Crusher: I know.
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Old April 3 2014, 05:52 PM   #35
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Worf: "Is there anyone on this ship who doesn't have their walls decorated with cheesy space posters?"
Crusher: "Says the man with the Kahless-on-velvet painting in his living room."
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Old April 3 2014, 09:58 PM   #36
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Worf: "Is there anyone on this ship who doesn't have their walls decorated with cheesy space posters?"
Crusher: "Like you've got room to talk! I've seen that Kahless-on-velvet portrait on your wall!"
Editing yours Jonas Grumby because I thought of something amusing while reading it.

Worf: "Is there anyone on this ship who doesn't have their walls decorated with cheesy space posters?"
Crusher: "That's a window Worf!"
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Old April 4 2014, 05:41 AM   #37
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Worf: Doctor, please open the door. I'm due on the bridge.

Beverly: ...

Worf: Doctor, I demand you release me at once! I must not miss my duty shift!

Beverly: ...

Worf (sighs): Very well. I promise never to make fun of the way you say CWAY-SAWNT ever again. Are you satisfied?
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Old April 4 2014, 07:10 PM   #38
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First Officer's Log Supplemental: Troi badly misunderstood me when I asked her if she'd like to get my rocks off...





Data: You sister shot something very different into my face.

Ishara: Shut up!




Worf's Personal Log: Getting my annual prostate exam from Doctor Crusher is just too embarrassing, I'm going to have to put in for a transfer to a place where the CMO isn't going to so much as slightly arouse me when they stick their finger in my Great Hall.





Frakes: ...And this is for getting more plots than us!




Riker: You wouldn't think it, but using a holodeck always adds a surprising amount of age to my look.
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Old April 4 2014, 07:49 PM   #39
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Riker: "No. BUD light."



Nerds...In...SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!
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Old April 5 2014, 03:32 AM   #40
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"Nice choice of screensaver, sir."
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Old April 6 2014, 09:29 PM   #41
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