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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old March 30 2014, 10:29 PM   #16
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WORF: Honor not an effective contraceptive? Pfff!
O'BRIEN (os): Transporter room to Lieutenant Worf, Ambassador K'Ehleyr is there with a Klingon boy...
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Old March 31 2014, 01:17 AM   #17
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After the fifth time he ran into the door, Worf began to suspect the Doctor was pranking him.
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Countdown to "They took a scan of Riker's brain and found nothing" joke in 5...4...3...
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Old March 31 2014, 02:50 AM   #19
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RIKER: WAIT!! This ray is pink! Ooooh my!
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Old March 31 2014, 04:10 AM   #20
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CRUSHER: How drunk were you last night?

RIKER: Just remove it, okay?
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RIKER: Join Starfleet and see the universe, they said. Meet interesting people and influence galactic events, they said. What do I get? Rocks.





Auditions for the 24th century Matrix remake were progressing well.





CRUSHER: We will never speak of this again.
WORF: Don't worry, I'm not proud of it either.





DATA: Yeah, you're both my bitches now.





RIKER: It's true; UV light does age you.
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Old March 31 2014, 06:42 PM   #22
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RIKER: It's time to make a lot of The Empire Strikes Back references.
**Data uses the Vulcan nerve pinch on Riker**
ALLENBY: Thank you!


DATA: Commander Riker, the ship no longer appears on our sensors.
RIKER: They can't have disappeared. No ship that small has a cloaking
device.
DATA: There is no trace of them, commander.
WORF: Sir, Admiral Nechayev demands an update on the pursuit.
RIKER: Get a shuttle ready. I shall assume full responsibility for losing them, and apologize to Admiral Nechayev. Meanwhile, continue to scan the area.
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Old March 31 2014, 09:55 PM   #23
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Countdown to "They took a scan of Riker's brain and found nothing" joke in 5...4...3...

You should have posted this within five minutes after Leadhead started the new contest

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Old April 1 2014, 02:18 AM   #24
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Data: Holding position near the assholes, sir.
Riker: You mean asteroids?
Data: Yes, those too.




Data: Tasha warned me of how seriously your planet takes its limbo contests.
Ishara: And our Fiesta deck shuffleboard is no cakewalk, let me tell you.
Data: Rape gangs?
Ishara: Ya think?




Crusher: - And don't worry, Worf. I won't tell anyone about your downsized testicle.
Worf: Redundant!
Crusher: Potato, mugato.




Worf: If we were on a Klingon world, you would commit ritual suicide before asking to be carried.
Data: Good. Now sing Soft Kitty.




Riker: And no one will notice the dye job?
Romulan: Not unless they have weird alien powers that can visually process wavelengths of 400-700 nanometers on the EM spectrum.
Riker: But we humans do that all the time!
Romulan: Oh. Have you considered a Porsche?
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Old April 1 2014, 09:55 PM   #26
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DATA: Hurry up young men, I don't wanna miss Matlock!
WORF: Sir, his eyes...he has cataracts!!!!!
RIKER: Why should he get possessed each by an old scientist each time he meets one?
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Old April 1 2014, 11:32 PM   #27
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Riker:
I could have sworn there was a planet here yesterday?!?




Data thought an element of danger might make limbo dancing more interesting.


Crusher: I'm removing you from active duty until we know more.
Worf:
Did you know that a Klingon born with red hair is immediately killed lest shame be brought down on the family's house?
Crusher: Yes, you have in fact mentioned it before.



Data: Commander Worf? Commander Riker? What are you doing?
Riker: Ummmmmm, this is all part of your dream program Data.
Data: I see. Then you may proceed.



Doctor:
This is a nasty head lice infestation you've got here. Have you been in physical contact with any Klingons lately?
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Old April 2 2014, 12:41 AM   #28
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RIKER: Wow, you can find anything on ebay.
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Old April 2 2014, 09:24 AM   #29
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Riker
: Nice thinking, Data! I had no idea how I was going to pay that bar tab.


Data: I take it your date with Geordi did not go well?


Worf: Tell the boy if he reconfigures any of my Holo-deck exercise programs again, I will kill him!
Beverly: Now Worf, it can't be that bad! What did he do?
Worf: He re-programmed all of my opponents to look like "My Little Pony" and dis-engaged the safety protocols. He has NO HONOR!


Worf : Whatever you're doing, Commander? Data seems to be enjoying it.
Riker : I'm turning him on.
Worf : That would explain the grin.


Voice off-screen: Answer the question or we'll muss your hair!!
Riker: Go ahead and try!



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Old April 2 2014, 03:42 PM   #30
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DORN: You know mister Bowman, I can carry Brent alone, I did it in season 2. I find this way too risky for Jonathan's back.
FRAKES: Don't worr**Crack** aaaargh
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