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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old March 28 2014, 04:39 AM   #46
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Ferengi: ``Well, at least we don't have to write the address of our ship across our shuttle hulls. Does your mommy write your name in your underwear labels too?''

LaForge: ``Hey, we in the Federation have evolved beyond underwear!''

Ferengi: ``Saying that doesn't make you any cooler, hew-mon.''
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Old March 28 2014, 08:06 AM   #47
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Ferengi: Hey Hoo-mon! Punch some holes in the top of that shoebox before you asphyxiate!
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Old March 28 2014, 04:00 PM   #48
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GEORDI: Hey the Ferengis, it's not because we're gonna in a space anus that you need to travel in a space suppository!
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Old March 28 2014, 04:34 PM   #49
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FERENGI: Look Hoo-moon, we chose the head of one of the strongest species of your planet as design for our shuttlecrafts: the ANT.
GEORDI: You remind me of my childhood when I used to BURN ants!
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Old March 29 2014, 02:00 AM   #50
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Geordi: Yet another driver not using their turn signal.


Riker: Careful with the shirt! It's velour.
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Old March 29 2014, 02:43 AM   #51
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Old March 29 2014, 04:57 AM   #52
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Geordi: "Hey, it may be boxy, but it gives great mileage."





Picard: "Drivers arm bullshit, scalding sunburnt ear..."
<Leans forward and drags table and chair away from window>




Worf: "Ladies, I know a good chiropractor."




Beverly: "Stay the hell outta my office. And chiropractor's spelled with a C.." <smack!>
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Old March 29 2014, 12:37 PM   #53
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Geordi: Pfft, X-Ray vision my ass
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Old March 29 2014, 02:40 PM   #54
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Superman: Hi Geordi. Hi Holo-Leah.
Geordi: Uh, hi..
Holo-Leah: Mmph.
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Old March 29 2014, 11:40 PM   #55
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Geordi: "Look, asshole, the cones have been visible for the last half a mile. And you want me to let you in? Fat chance."
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Old March 30 2014, 06:49 AM   #56
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