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Old February 25 2014, 03:01 AM   #16
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Re: Voyager Caption Contest 119: Had a Bad Day


MCNEIL: YOU WIN! I will make out with Garrett on screen if it makes you stop writing stupid homosexual allegories.


PICARDO: If only we were on HBO...
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Old February 26 2014, 02:51 AM   #17
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Thanks for my win.


Paris: It's about time I told you the truth Harry, I knew taking you on the date was the only way for me to nail both the Delaney twins.


Janeway: I don't want to hear about the twelve steps Doctor, I can barely stand, let alone walk.


Doctor: But Voyager always has a happy ending Kathryn.
Janeway: Not this time mister.


Barclay (pretending to be Vulcan): My mind to your mind, your mind to my mind....it's no good, nothing in there Paris.


Chakotay: About time Kathryn, finally learned your place is the kitchen and not the Captain of a Star Ship.
Janeway (to herself): Wonder how smug you'll be when you discover the main course is fricassee de Spirit Animal.
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Old February 26 2014, 12:09 PM   #18
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Janeway: Damn, where's that Chakotay!

Doctor: He fell asleep on the toilet. I'm here for the annual check up you've been avoiding.
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Old February 27 2014, 03:31 AM   #19
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Thanks for the wins!


Paris: Jesus, Harry, are you trying to seduce me?
Kim: It's been a long time, Tom. A long time.
Paris: Get a hologram!


Doctor: Captain, are you -
Janeway: Holy hell, doctor, that coffee has a kick to it.


Chakotay's got 99 problems, but a sammich ain't one.
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Old February 27 2014, 11:21 AM   #20
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Barclay: "Ribbed - for his torture."
B'Elanna: It's funny cause it's true!



Janes: Remember when Tom and I turned into lizards from the future?
Chaks: Yes....
Janes: How do you like your eggs?



EMH: From now on why not release your farts in small doses like other human beings?
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Old February 28 2014, 06:58 AM   #21
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Kim gets disturbingly unexpected results from his snake-charmer act.



JANEWAY: No, it was CRAFT beer. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a connoisseur.



DOCTOR: Why did Doctor Zimmerman program me with male heterosexual desires? It makes my job very frustrating.



The Voyager crew does a fan parody of the music video for Black Hole Sun.



JANEWAY: Little does Chakotay know I'm spiking his wine with personality-destroying neuro-poison. Now he'll never mount a Maquis rebellion.
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Old February 28 2014, 07:06 AM   #22
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JANEWAY: Dinner for a week, remind me to never gamble with you again.
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Old February 28 2014, 05:22 PM   #23
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Tom: The Captain was only placating you when she promoted you to Quartermaster of Woodwinds.
Kim: Don't care.



Sorry, Captain - at what point did you think I wasn't holorecording these sessions?
<Doors swish in a huff>

This will disappoint her fan base.
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Old March 15 2014, 11:17 PM   #24
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Going to try to post the new contest tonight or tomorrow.
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Old March 23 2014, 08:17 AM   #25
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McNeil: Garrett, pretending to give a clarinet fellatio won't make the PTB give you any more screen time or character development--you know unless you're Jeri.


Janeway: Woo, keggers don't get any easier with age. At least I kept my shirt on this time.


EMH: I keep telling you, I'm a doctor not a gigolo, Captain.
Janeway: Centuries ago, physicians used to treat female hysteria in this way, so get to it, Doctor.


Director: Cut! You in the blue. Yes you. Tone it done for Christ's sake. You're an extra, this isn't going to be your big break.


Janeway loved to sneak up on unsuspecting subordinates, but instead of a cream pie she went with a Rokeg blood one instead.
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Old March 23 2014, 04:19 PM   #26
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VULCAN (os): Now our minds are one!


VULCAN: Mmmm yeah, Harry, blow the clarinet!
EVERYBODY ELSE: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Old March 23 2014, 08:12 PM   #27
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Janeway: "Well, you're a mediocre doctor, but you're one hell of a vibrator!"
EMH: "That's rather blunt, don't you think? Even for you!"




Janeway: "It's no use; I can't get in the mood! I can't shake the feeling that some pervert with a quantum telescope on some planet is watching us through the windows!"
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Old March 27 2014, 03:28 PM   #28
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Think you're contest is over, but I love doing these things, so here's a few more:-


Paris: Do you mind not doing that right now Harry!
Harry (thinking): F### you Tom!


Janeway: What happened?
Doctor: Suffice to say you should probably stick to synthehol at the next ship party.


Janeway: Computer activate Erotic Massage Hologram.
Doctor: Please state the nature of the.....CAPTAIN?!?!?
Janeway: Dammit computer, wrong EMH!


Paris: Oh god, my eye!
Everyone: Hahahahahahahahaha.
Paris: No really, I can't see.
B'Elanna: No one cares Tom!
Science officer: Hahahaha, poke the other eye!


Janeway: This is a recipe my grandmother used to make us when I was just a child. Have I ever told you about my mother, fascinating woman...
Chakotay: - gulp gulp gulp -
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Old March 27 2014, 03:37 PM   #29
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Bry_Sinclair wrote: View Post

Director: Cut! You in the blue. Yes you. Tone it done for Christ's sake. You're an extra, this isn't going to be your big break.
LOL. This is my favourite one from the thread.
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Old March 28 2014, 07:55 PM   #30
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anthony_lynch15 wrote: View Post
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Director: Cut! You in the blue. Yes you. Tone it done for Christ's sake. You're an extra, this isn't going to be your big break.
LOL. This is my favourite one from the thread.
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