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Old March 19 2014, 02:03 AM   #76
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THEIR LOSS.

These Spock people, I dunno.. it's such a fangirl theme. I will awaken his passion, his hot hot passion under his cold cold exterior, it is ME who will enflamify him!!

Kirk is better. He pursues. He doesn't sit around waiting for his passion to be awakened he awakens everyone else's.
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Old March 19 2014, 02:26 AM   #77
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You make shagging a Vulcan sound like the the hypothetical and spurious "bringing someone back from gay".

Kirk is a land mine and he doesn't care who he gets a little of him under their fingernails when he explodes.
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Old March 19 2014, 02:57 AM   #78
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Oh he explodes all right, he..

Damn. Why is it not sexy when Kes explodes? Is it because it was once a kitten?
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Old March 19 2014, 03:06 AM   #79
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David's book has a chapter devoted to how Neelix must be gay because straight men won't raise or nurture children.

(Maybe I'm exaggerating?)

By that estimation, Kes was still unexploded when she left Voyager and Neelix had been using her as a beard.

Do you remember that aunt you used to have who died a Virgin?

We all had one.
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Old March 19 2014, 03:12 AM   #80
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What IS David's book?

David. Link please.

I've known a few virgin aunts and they are all real quiet people.. I assumed it was from the unspoken dread that accompanies a secret suspicion you had not fully participated in life but perhaps it was just a long deep breath in the hopes for a one day exploding.
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Old March 19 2014, 03:18 AM   #81
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http://books.google.co.nz/books?id=CqXZfrogUr0C&q=

Scroll down.

You can read the first 22 pages free before you have to give David money.

...

Losing ones vaginal virginity has to be comparable to babies first poo.

(After pooing for 15 to 20 years, losing ones anal virginity for either gender is nothing like babies first poo. It's a well walked path.)

I'm more thinking about the shock and surprise, than the pain.

Actually, considering the entire mating ritual preparing a young woman (or 60 year old aunt) for the event, babies first poo must be a million times more traumatizing than when a girl becomes a woman.
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Old March 19 2014, 03:42 AM   #82
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It's liquid. Half the time they are asleep.

David: ".. the Death of Star Trek"

THE DEATH?! It's never really dead as long as it lives in our hearts.. but I'm interested in the first half of that, Enterprise [and] Neoconservatism.
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Old March 19 2014, 03:55 AM   #83
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Three ages of trek.

4 if you divide the Movies TOS from TOS.

Trek dies, it comes back.

I'm more concerned by terms like "Neo-Conservatism"

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I've changed enough nappies.

Hard and green from a point early on.

But I'm always reminding myself of Danny John Jules when he pooed backwards in Red Dwarf's backwards universe.
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Old March 19 2014, 04:08 AM   #84
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But the first poo, the one you used as an analogy to vaginal virginity because it's the first, is not hard. It is liquid-y, like warm sticky vegemite and a blackish green.

I'd like to ask David to start a thread about neo-conservatism in Star Trek but it would turn into a shitfest.
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Old March 19 2014, 04:21 AM   #85
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Are you saying Vegemite is like putting baby poo on your morning toast?
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Old March 19 2014, 04:24 AM   #86
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Yes.

We are REAL MEN down here and we're not afraid of a little potty toast.
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Old March 19 2014, 04:26 AM   #87
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I've not tried Nutella either. Not sure if I want to know what's in that.
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Old March 19 2014, 04:27 AM   #88
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The blood of easter rabbits.
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Old March 19 2014, 04:30 AM   #89
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Hopefully a rabbi was present during the rabbit sacrifice.
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Old March 19 2014, 04:31 AM   #90
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That's just anal leakage, even though it is mostly faecal matter, so I see where you're coming from.

I suppose each turd in sequence after their birthday hardens and grows mass gently to prime the rim for an ongoing redefinition of the new normal.

(The Little girl from The New Normal, escaped to See Dad Run, which just got cancelled. Poor wee thing.)

AH!

Babies I guess, young enough, probably have the memory recall on par with a goldfish.

So even as the body adapts physically to the hypothetical trauma, the baby probably cannot remember it's last poo happening by the time the next one is charged up and ready for ejection, so as far as the brain is concerned, every time is the first time until they're a few months old.
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