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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 16 2014, 09:15 PM   #16
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Re: Movies Caption Contest #243: In your face!

Thanks for blending me Mr. Leadhead!



COMPUTER: Your Spacetube video spoof of the film Downfall with Hitler asking what the hell is Star Fleet doing not sending the Enterprise to fight the Borg has finished uploading.

Picard: Excellent, that'll show'em!





Gates McFadden was so poorly served by the script she was reduced to filming scenes she'd written herself on her Ipad after everyone else had gone home.





Sulu: Sir, I'm not sure if this is the time to bring this up, but isn't just wasteful to have lighting fitted in the floor of a room that is not only otherwise really well lit but also doesn't normally have people in it?
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Old March 17 2014, 01:44 AM   #17
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SULU: My Starfleet's career is a failure, I can't be the Captain of the Excelsior. My only option is to join the Bedouins!


PICARD: It's better to be important or fun, I was torturing the whole admiralty in my dream.
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Old March 18 2014, 03:25 AM   #18
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HEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEE"S BEVVY!!
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Old March 18 2014, 03:41 AM   #19
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You know, rather than go to my desk every time, shouldn't I have some sort of handheld device, should be able to do face-to-face calls, maybe store my classical music library and a calculator's always handy...


Crusher: Honestly, it's perfectly safe down here on planet Botox.


Red Hood: Is it an Elaysian?
Off-White Hood: Is it an exocomp?
Sulu: No, it's just Spock and, oh my, only wearing rocket boots and, for some reason, a cape.
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Old March 18 2014, 01:47 PM   #20
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Red Hood: Is it an Elaysian?
Off-White Hood: Is it an exocomp?
Sulu: No, it's just Spock and, oh my, only wearing rocket boots and, for some reason, a cape.
BONES (os): Commander, please come to Sickbay when all that will be finished, you grossly need some Retinax V.
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Old March 18 2014, 05:44 PM   #21
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Picard: Computer, where did Admiral Necheyev go?
Computer: The transmission was a two-dimensional subspace signal comprised of electrons and photons moving across a semiconducting substrate and projected through a transceiving color electronic display.
Picard: But where did she go?
Computer: The signal was terminated at its source.
Picard: Necheyev. N-E-C-H-E-Y-E-V.
Computer:....?




B'Etor: Thank you for inviting us to your plastic containerware party. Do you have anything to store the bleeding heart of a PetaQ?
Crusher: Our Commander Worf swears by his mixing popcorn bowl.
B'Etor: But is it bloodstain resistant?




Soldier: Shall we shoot them, sir?
Sulu: Wait, you have guns?
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Old March 18 2014, 07:32 PM   #22
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TFTW!



Computer: *Beep*

Picard: "This had better not be another Spacebook friend request from Gul Macet."



Crusher: "Hi, my name is Beverly. I'm the CMO of the Enterprise. I like candle light dinners, long walks on the beach, and would love to find someone to share my mornings enjoying coffee and a qwaa saunt."

Gowron (O.S.): "What? This dating site is useless. Switch it off. NOW!"
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Old March 18 2014, 08:24 PM   #23
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Captain's Log: Good news! An eye exam by Doctor Crusher and an evaluation of my computer terminal by Commander LaForge have confirmed that I do not need corrective lenses, eye surgery or Retnax 5. On a related note, Commander Riker and his warped sense of humor are about the learn the true meaning of the phrase, "shit rolls downhill."
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Old March 19 2014, 03:57 AM   #24
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B'ETOR: Time Bandits again? Mrs. Ogre creeps me out!

SORAN: Actually, it's a live feed from the Enterprise.
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Old March 19 2014, 04:27 AM   #25
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B'ETOR: Wait, did I see a Vulcan sister of K'Ehleyr in this sickbay?
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Old March 19 2014, 04:48 PM   #26
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Sulu: The first one of you who makes a shaft joke is going to learn a whole new meaning of the word penal reform.
Henchmen: That's what he said.
Sulu: Ok you get that one.
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Old March 19 2014, 08:28 PM   #27
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Old March 20 2014, 12:03 AM   #28
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LeadHead wrote: View Post
"Computer, what we did last night is not to be spoken of again."

LeadHead wrote: View Post
"Would you shoot this?"

LeadHead wrote: View Post
"Aw snap dems turbolifts is broke!"
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Old March 20 2014, 10:04 PM   #29
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SULU: "Oh my."

TROI: "Oh brother."
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Old March 20 2014, 11:03 PM   #30
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Sulu: Don't make me come up there!
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