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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old February 23 2014, 05:05 PM   #31
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MORGAN FREEMAN: I'm Admiral Geordi La Forge. My ship has been aspirated by a black hole and now I'm there to save this franchise.
GEORDI: Captain, I don't look like this guy.
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Old February 23 2014, 09:12 PM   #32
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SCOTTY: Must…get…high…score...
CHEKOV: Mr. Scott, the computer is off.
SULU: Then what am I looking at?
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Old February 26 2014, 04:08 PM   #33
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Picard: Oh, it's that one guy that was in all those movies in the late 20th and early 21st century. Um, Samuel L. Jackson, I think.

Perim: Excuse me, sir, I believe that's Laurence Fisbourne.

Geordi: Really? Even in the 24th Century, we're still mixing up black actors?
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Old February 26 2014, 05:19 PM   #34
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Ru'Afo: Is Captain Picard a Baku?
Dougherty: No, it only seems like his speeches slow down time.




Chekov: It's the hamburger. You always get the hamburger. Push the hamburger button already.
Scotty: Don't rush me, lads.
Sulu: And it's - the hamburger. Command decision, sir.
Chekov: That vas five minutes of my life I vill never get back.




Kirk: Scotty what's my blood alcohol level?
Scotty: Point nine nine five sir. If I multiply your tolerance by my signature factor of four.
Kirk: Good man.
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Old February 26 2014, 05:32 PM   #35
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Picard: Oh, it's that one guy that was in all those movies in the late 20th and early 21st century. Um, Samuel L. Jackson, I think.

Perim: Excuse me, sir, I believe that's Laurence Fisbourne.

Geordi: Really? Even in the 24th Century, we're still mixing up black actors?
PICARD: SHUT UP DENZEL!
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Old February 27 2014, 12:10 AM   #36
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Thanks for the win.



PICARD: Opinions?
GEORDI: Entry hall tile looks stupid as a starship wall.
PICARD: Noted.




CHEKOV: Vhat do you make of this console?
SCOTTY: By the characteristic bumpy texture, I'd say it's cheap fiberglass.
CHEKOV: That's not vhat I meant!




KIRK: Romulan ale my tuckus. This is Windex®!
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Old March 2 2014, 07:06 PM   #37
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KIRK: Work, booze, work...
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Old March 3 2014, 05:50 PM   #38
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Admiral Dougherty: Sorry Picard, as you can see from our shiny space outfits, this club is "Members Only," if you know what I mean.
Picard: Surely someone on this ship could let me borrow such a jacket long enough for a diplomatic mission, Mister LaForge?
Geordi: Why would you assume I had a Member's Only jacket?
Picard: I...um....
Beth. He totally does, though.
LaForge: That's not the point!





Scotty: This Thai masseuse looks like she has strong hands.
Chekov: Are you senile? She's got an adam's apple!
Sulu: And...?




I'm drunk enough, now I'm ready to tell Spock about the birds and the bees and the Yeomen and the performance evaluations.
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Old March 15 2014, 11:17 PM   #39
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New Contest!
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