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Old February 20 2014, 11:25 PM   #31
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Re: Voyager Caption Contest 118: The Voyager Bunch


The Doctor: I'm sorry Captain, I know how much you like Red Dwarf but I'm not going to sing the Arnold Rimmer Munchkin Song again.


Neelix: If you don't like the Black & White candid shots, we could try sepia, maybe 3D holograms but Mr. Vulcan, could you at least smile or say cheese when we take the next set.


Tuvok:I look down on her (Indicates Torres) because I am upper-class.
Torres: I look up to him (Tuvok) because he is upper-class; but I look down on him (Chakotay) because he is lower-class. I am middle-class
Chakotay: I know my place. I look up to them both. But I don't look up to her (Torres) as much as I look up to him (Tuvok), because he has got innate breeding.
Tuvok: I have got innate breeding, but I have not got any money. So sometimes I look up (bends knees, does so) to her (Torres).
Torres: I still look up to him (Tuvok) because although I have money, I am vulgar. But I am not as vulgar as him (Chakotay) so I still look down on him (Chakotay).
Chakotay: I know my place. I look up to them both; but while I am poor, I am honest, industrious and trustworthy. Had I the inclination, I could look down on them. But I don't.
Torres: We all know our place, but what do we get out of it?
Tuvok: I get a feeling of superiority over them.
Barker:
I get a feeling of inferiority from him, (Tuvok), but a feeling of superiority over him (Chakotay).
Chakotay: I get a pain in the back of my neck.


Chakotay: I just picked this up from the Botany Bay.
Janeway: Khhaaaannnnnnn!
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