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Old February 19 2014, 01:51 PM   #1
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Kirk vs. the Borg

I don't know if the subject is open to much speculation.

They already made that episode, only the Borg ship was round and yellow.
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Old February 19 2014, 02:19 PM   #2
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I suppose it all depends on how much you want to lean on the novels.

How canon do you consider The ShatnerVerse?
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Old February 19 2014, 02:25 PM   #3
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Kirk and company (minus a few red shirts) win, its what they do.
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Old February 19 2014, 02:31 PM   #4
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Borg.
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Old February 19 2014, 02:32 PM   #5
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Re: Kirk vs. the Borg

I'm hoping this* is the plot of Star Trek XIII.









*With reimagined, super terrifying Borg. No more Uncle Fester makeup and rubber suits, but using CG to replace body parts with steampunk machinery.
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Old February 19 2014, 02:35 PM   #6
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Re: Kirk vs. the Borg

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I suppose it all depends on how much you want to lean on the novels.

How canon do you consider The ShatnerVerse?
Never read those. I'm still in the 23rd century.
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Old February 19 2014, 03:45 PM   #7
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Re: Kirk vs. the Borg

Kirk is gets a +10 adjustment in all hits vs machines or semi-machines.
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Old February 19 2014, 05:31 PM   #8
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I'd love to witness Kirk trying to hit on the Borg Queen and turn her away from her "evil" ways then, during the throes of their passion, to have her assimilate him.
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Old February 19 2014, 05:32 PM   #9
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King Daniel Into Darkness wrote: View Post
I'm hoping this* is the plot of Star Trek XIII.









*With reimagined, super terrifying Borg. No more Uncle Fester makeup and rubber suits, but using CG to replace body parts with steampunk machinery.
I can just imagine the blinding camera flares all the NuBorg bling would cause, you would be able to look at the screen
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Old February 19 2014, 05:40 PM   #10
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Re: Kirk vs. the Borg

1. Kirk poses a logical conundrum to the Borg and they go into sleep mode.

2. Kirk tricks them into computing a very large number for the same effect.

3. Kirk seduces the Borg Queen. She gives him implants. He gives her space herpes. Kirk wins.

4. Kirk uses the Corbomite trick to stave off an attack and to buy time for Mr. Spock to figure out the rest.

5. Enterprise goes back in time. Kirk spreads his genes across the star systems that are in the path of Borg conquest. The millions of children of Kirk are too individualistic (i.e., narcissistic) to be assimilated. The Borg change direction, sparing the Alpha Quadrant.
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Old February 19 2014, 05:52 PM   #11
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Re: Kirk vs. the Borg

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King Daniel Into Darkness wrote: View Post
I'm hoping this* is the plot of Star Trek XIII.









*With reimagined, super terrifying Borg. No more Uncle Fester makeup and rubber suits, but using CG to replace body parts with steampunk machinery.
I can just imagine the blinding camera flares all the NuBorg bling would cause, you would be able to look at the screen
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Old February 19 2014, 05:52 PM   #12
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I'd love to witness Kirk trying to hit on the Borg Queen and turn her away from her "evil" ways then, during the throes of their passion, to have her assimilate him.
No offense but I would burn down the theater I'm in if I saw that on screen.
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Old February 19 2014, 10:24 PM   #13
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A lot of us would burn it down if he succeeded.
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Old February 21 2014, 10:26 PM   #14
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Bry_Sinclair wrote: View Post
I'd love to witness Kirk trying to hit on the Borg Queen and turn her away from her "evil" ways then, during the throes of their passion, to have her assimilate him.
With "assimilation tube" as a metaphor, wouldn't it be Kirk that assimilates the Borg Queen?


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Old February 21 2014, 11:00 PM   #15
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King Daniel Into Darkness wrote: View Post
I'm hoping this* is the plot of Star Trek XIII.









*With reimagined, super terrifying Borg. No more Uncle Fester makeup and rubber suits, but using CG to replace body parts with steampunk machinery.
I can just imagine the blinding camera flares all the NuBorg bling would cause, you would be able to look at the screen
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