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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old February 12 2014, 01:51 PM   #31
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Worf: "Know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to untie that sash, unfasten those shoulder pads, slip off those gloves, unsnap that battle vest, pull off those boots, unbuckle that belt... I forgot where I was going with this."
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Old February 12 2014, 03:53 PM   #32
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K'EHLEYR: Worf, I'm late!
WORF: No, you got here right on time.
K'EHLEYR: No, I mean, I'm LAAAATE!
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Old February 12 2014, 05:03 PM   #33
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Worf: If my observations of Commander Riker are accurate, now is the time you go distract the helmsman with...your manhood.
K'Ehleyr: My manhood?
Worf: You heard it.
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Old February 13 2014, 01:19 AM   #34
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PICARD: Q was right, Riker's dream woman is Kathy Janeway!
That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen
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Old February 13 2014, 01:42 AM   #35
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Captain's Log: I need to speak with Deanna about this. It has been some time since Riker showed me some of the pictures in his quarters. But I swear Minuet looks just like Wil's mother.
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Old February 13 2014, 02:09 AM   #36
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Minuet: "Well, I'm sorry, but you should have specified your intentions before the computer built the program. Under this dress, I'm nothing but wire-frame."
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Old February 13 2014, 04:53 AM   #37
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MINUET: They are binary lifeforms. They created me because your 'Creepy' value was set to 1.



K'ELYHR: Oh, right, you haven't spent any time around other Klingons. You think most of them actually behave honorably.



MU PICARD: It's good to be king.



GEORDI: You know, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd order by frequency of use. Which would have the effect of putting U and I not directly next to each other, but much closer than they are now.



DATA: Ahh, food coloring. The single most deadly substance to an android.
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Old February 13 2014, 05:06 AM   #38
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PICARD: Q was right, Riker's dream woman is Kathy Janeway!
Picard: I didn't know she had that magnetism on my crew.
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Old February 13 2014, 07:16 AM   #39
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Ha, good one, Armored Saint!


Worf: It is a good day to die.
K'Kate: Do it.
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Old February 13 2014, 09:48 AM   #40
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"Captain's Personal Log: My First Officer's bragging about his Holodeck Chérie, of late, is strange even to me ... and ... I am a Frenchman!"
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Old February 13 2014, 09:51 AM   #41
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Data attempts to mask his New Car smell ...

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Old February 13 2014, 10:04 AM   #42
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"Beverly - mon amie - you know, I ... I couldn't help noticing how this room seems very dimly lit. How long has it been like this? Nevermind. Let me call Geordi right now, and have him correct the malfunction ..."

"... Are you insane?"
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Old February 13 2014, 10:14 AM   #43
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"... Worf, what do you want? Is honor all you care about? Don't you feel anything else?"

"As a matter of fact, K'Ehleyr, I do: My 'roids are flaring up again."
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Old February 13 2014, 10:57 AM   #44
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Riker: When you've been wooed by Will Riker, you know you've been wooed.
Minuet: Ok, just don't muss my dress, the USS San Francisco is on shore leave this week and I don't have time to be changing outfits between crew deployments.




Worf: Warp five, helm. Ah, the open space road.
K'Ehleyr: Watch out for that moon.
Worf: STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!

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"Sacré bleu! At this moment, I can't tell who's prettier: Minuet ... or Commander Riker?!"
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