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Old February 11 2014, 06:12 PM   #16
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Kirk: If you need me I'll be up here with the coxswain.
Lenore: The guy who blows the whistle?
Kirk: No, that's the boatswain.
Lenore: Oh, the guy who steers the ship.
Kirk: No, that's a helmsman.
Lenore: Oh, the one who lades the cargo.
Kirk: Now that one is a stevedore.
Lenore: Not the steersman, then.
Kirk: Actually, that's the coxswain.
Lenore: Oh here we go again!
Kirk: I'll stick any complaints into my duty log.
Lenore: That's what my last captain said before he disembarked his seamen.
Coxswain: I thank you.
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Old February 11 2014, 06:24 PM   #17
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Lenore: "I'm so glad you like this dress! My father hates it! He doesn't like me wearing anything that requires double-sided sticky-tape."
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Old February 12 2014, 02:26 AM   #18
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Nimoy: Uh, did you say Bronson, uh... Ted Bronson?*

Ireland: Charles.

Nimoy: Oh, boy.

*With a nod to RAH.
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Old February 12 2014, 04:44 AM   #19
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Scotty: Look, Jim! The ship can synthesize WOMEN!
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Old February 12 2014, 05:36 AM   #20
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Scotty: Look, Jim! The ship can synthesize THE WOMEN!
Fixed that for ya.
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Old February 12 2014, 05:54 AM   #21
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SCOTT:...and I programmed her to not being seduced by any captains or gods.
KIRK: Didn't you forget I'm the best at screwing androids?
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Old February 13 2014, 01:40 AM   #22
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Chekov: The Russians invented…I mean colonized this place

Ensign: I thought no Humans had visited this place...
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Old February 13 2014, 06:27 AM   #23
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LENORE: Dress? What dress?




SCOTTY: Ah don't believe it! She's making the pressure chamber act like a cryotube!
MIRA: Nice way to call me "frigid", "Limpy".




SPOCK: I love you. I could never admit it before!
KIRK: (over communicator) Spock! And I...loveyoutoo!




LANDON: The sky...it's like I could reach out and touch it.
CHEKOV: Turn around and valk 30 feet, and you vill!




NATRIA: Touch my bustier again and I'll bustier more than your nose!
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Old February 13 2014, 07:16 AM   #24
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LEILA: SPOCK! KISS MY HOT LIPS!
EVERYBODY ON THE BRIDGE: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old February 13 2014, 03:24 PM   #25
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UHURA: Oh no he didn't!
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Old February 13 2014, 06:11 PM   #26
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Natira: Sorry, Doctor, size does matter.
McCoy: Size matters - but scale is relative. Like dropping a hyperspanner down a Jefferies tube.
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Old February 14 2014, 03:30 PM   #27
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Thanks for the win!





Lenore: "Why Captain, it's nice of you to say. I get all of my furs at H. Mudd and Associates. Incidentally, where did you get your toupee, it looks so natural?"
Kirk: "H. Mudd and Associates..."



Scott: "I invented it myself sair, a microwave for frigid women."
Kirk: "Officer thinking, Mr Scott."



Kirk over communicator: "Mr Spock. Mr Spock! Are you okay down there. Do you need help?"
Spock: "Not likely, Captain. The two of us are gonna have a threesome if you know what I mean."
Leila: "Ooh, I love Vulcans!"



Chekov: "How about a little roleplay?"
Landon: "Sure, I'll be any woman in the universe... and you be Geordi LaForge."
Chekov: "Aw crap!"



Natira: "You know, for a Doctor specialising in xenobiology, I didn't expect you to be that shocked at the revelation that Yonadan women have the penises in the species."
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Old February 14 2014, 04:45 PM   #28
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More bikini wax, Mister Scott.
I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain! She cannae take any more!




Chekov: Be careful vith that phaser.
Landon: I have the right to bear arms.
Chekov: In Soviet Russia, the bear has right to your arms!

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Old February 14 2014, 05:09 PM   #29
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Kirk: "Heh! That would be funny as hell! But...no...no, we'd better not."




Crewman by turbolift (thinking): "I so want to be a captain someday!"
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Old February 16 2014, 06:16 AM   #30
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KIRK: You got that on e-bay?

SCOTTY: Aye,mint condition and still in the box!
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