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Old February 11 2014, 04:29 AM   #16
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Henshaw: "I can't take anymore of this! Computer, activate 'Sand-Kicking Bully' sub-routine!"
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Old February 11 2014, 05:27 PM   #17
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Minuet: And the Captain made him an Acting Ensign and let him fly the ship?
Riker: Yep.
Minuet: Let me guess. To make First Contact with the Milf planet.
Riker: Ha, he wishes. More like Starfleet Command's General Order Seven.
Minuet: "No vessel under any condition, emergency or otherwise, is to visit Talos IV." Ouch.
Picard: I'd break her like the prime directive.




K'Ehleyr: It was the leather armor.
Worf: Oh? So it doesn't smell like wet targ entrails in here?




Beverly: Oh I misunderstood, I thought you said you wanted to be my backdoor Picard, not sell door-to-door unitards.
Picard: Shall I go?
Beverly: I didn't say that.




Geordi: Another Co-Co-No-No?
Christy: Gee, I was really looking forward to some fungus.
Geordi: That hasn't even happened yet!




Troi: Should we tell him it's Horta pheromone?
Riker: Nah, let him figure it out on his own.
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Old February 11 2014, 05:45 PM   #18
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Worf: "Know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to untie that sash, unfasten those shoulder pads, slip off those gloves, unsnap that battle vest, pull off those boots, unbuckle that belt... I forgot where I was going with this."
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Old February 11 2014, 07:19 PM   #19
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PICARD (thinking): I want to go and create my own holodeck sex-doll. But I also like to watch. Decisions, Decisions...





K'EHLYER: Really? Even in this uniform? I'm up here Worf.





CRUSHER: You want me to put my hand where?!





HENSHAW (laughing): Computer, end simulation!
HENSHAW: God, he gets lamer every time I replay it.





RIKER: It's the Tsiolkovsky virus. Hey, don't laugh, it got him laid once, it can do it again!
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Old February 11 2014, 07:55 PM   #20
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Minuet: "Don't you think having your captain here for this is a bit creepy?"
Riker: "Oh, he's a hologram, too! I just like having him around."
Minuet: "Now that's really creepy!"
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Old February 12 2014, 02:04 AM   #21
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Worf: Is that a gun in your pants or are you...ah, it is a gun...
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Old February 12 2014, 02:40 AM   #22
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K'EHLYER: My eyes are up here!
WORF: Of course they are! It's not them I've been seeking through your armor since since five minutes!
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Old February 12 2014, 02:44 AM   #23
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PICARD: Numbah One, she's doing that to hide her adam's apple!
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Old February 12 2014, 03:18 AM   #24
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Crusher: "Did you know that the entire crew thinks we're sleeping together?"
Picard: "Well, in that case, we might as well actually do it, no?"
Crusher: "No."
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Old February 12 2014, 04:10 AM   #25
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HENSHAW: Awww, he's too shy to scan under my shirt with his visor.
GEORDI: What are you talking about? I'm n....EWWW AN ADAM'S APPLE!
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Picard: Watch yourself, no footsie.
Riker: She's a hologram, captain, are you really worried about her virtue?!
Picard: No, yours. Honestly, what kind of grown man tries to seduce computer-generated characters?



K'Ehleyr: Worf, I'm reasonably sure the crew will notice you've taken over the Enterprise in the name of the House of Mogh.
Worf: I am a familar face. They will not question my rule.
K'Ehleyr: Have you noticed our armor?


Henshaw: It's so nice of you to keep me company while I wait for Commander Riker to pick me up, Geordi. You're such a sweetie!
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Old February 12 2014, 04:42 AM   #27
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Riker: No Jean-Luc, I said could you manage Troi, not menage a trois.



K'ehlyer I've told you before Worf, not in front of the view screen.



Picard: So Beverley, are you prepared to, ahem, go Baldly, where no one has gone before.

Crusher Not even with a medical tricorder Jean-Luc.



Geordi: I never usually get to a second date once they find out Data's fully-functional.



Data: Hmm, Whale Puke, animal urine and beaver excrement. And you use this to enhance you odour Counsellor Troi?
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Old February 12 2014, 05:01 AM   #28
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LaForge: "It's something called Colt 45. The Billy Dee Williams hologram says it works every time!"




Picard: "Okay, Will, I'll admit she's not bad. But I still think my red-headed Lara Croft hologram is better!"
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Old February 12 2014, 06:53 AM   #29
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PICARD: Q was right, Riker's dream woman is Kathy Janeway!
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