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Old January 29 2014, 02:40 AM   #46
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Chekov............"Wow, hes well hung under that dress"

Kirk and Bones............."Erm, yip"
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Old January 29 2014, 02:46 AM   #47
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Uhura.............."Its no wonder we always fucking break down, all this 1960s technology"
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Old January 29 2014, 03:34 AM   #48
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McCoy: I'm afraid it's serious, Jim.

Kirk: What happened?

Chekov: I merely said that Scotch was a Russian invention.
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Old January 29 2014, 04:16 PM   #49
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BONES: He's red, Jim!
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Old January 29 2014, 07:29 PM   #50
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Uhura.............."Its no wonder we always fucking break down, all this 1960s technology"
Spock: "Lowest bidder, what would you expect?"


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Old January 30 2014, 03:46 AM   #51
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SPOCK: The spider... it's dead, right? You killed it?

UHURA (rolls eyes): Yes, it's dead.
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Old January 30 2014, 03:54 AM   #52
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SPOCK: You know Lieutenant, it would be more logical to ask for a pay raise than having a second job as beautician for electronical devices.
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Old January 30 2014, 02:47 PM   #53
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Not a caption, just an observation.

Assuming Uhura's accessing the components through one of the two grilles positioned beneath her station, the bridge crew are no doubt being blessed with a glorious view of her hinder!

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Old January 31 2014, 02:46 AM   #54
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Spock: Lieutenant, may I ask what you are doing?

Uhura: Just practicing. Anyone I catch staring at my backside gets one of these to the eyeball.

(long pause)

Spock: Carry on, Lieutenant.
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Old January 31 2014, 03:02 AM   #55
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Spock: Speed is essential, Lieutenant.

Uhura: If it isn't done just right, I could blow the entire communications system.

(pause)

Spock: Did you remember to disconnect the power to your station before you began?
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Old February 1 2014, 02:18 AM   #56
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Spock: "Square Chesterfield?"
Probably should have explained this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o31MrohoEpc&t=20m15s
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Old February 2 2014, 05:35 PM   #57
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Console Spock is watching you solder.



I know it's heavy, Lieutenant, but since Starfleet started implementing these oversized PADDS, fatalities from puma attacks have decreased significantly.
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Old February 2 2014, 06:38 PM   #58
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Uhura: There's a problem with the comm system.

Spock: The comm system? What is it?

Uhura: It's the console that lets us talk to other starships. But that's not important right now.
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Old February 3 2014, 02:42 AM   #59
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SPOCK: "Vulcan Love Slave"? Really?

KYLE: Uh...It's not mine?
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Spock: Mr. Kyle, please explain when our navigation system will be back on line.

Kyle: I can't tell, sir.

Spock: You can tell me, I'm the first officer.

Kyle: No, I mean I'm just not sure.

Spock: Can't you take a guess?

Kyle: Hmm...Well, not for another two hours.

Spock: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
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