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Old January 24 2014, 06:42 AM   #31
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Uhura: Mister Spock, I haven't done anything like this in years.

Spock: I haven't either. It's been 7.1 years, to be precise.
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Old January 24 2014, 07:07 AM   #32
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Uhura: "You are aware that everyone on the bridge can see you've got your hand on my bum, right?"
Spock: "Meh. My image on this ship could use a little jazzing up."
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Old January 25 2014, 01:17 AM   #33
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Spock: Lieutenant, please hurry with the repairs. I must contact my alternative universe self so that I can learn how to bed you.
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Old January 25 2014, 01:49 AM   #34
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Old January 28 2014, 06:25 AM   #35
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Spock: Would this be an ideal time to discuss 'my feelings' about us?



Kirk, sotto: Remember, if he starts asking for everybody who believes in him to clap their hands, don't clap.
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Old January 28 2014, 11:55 AM   #36
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Spock: Remember, if you touch the sides, the ship explodes.
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Old January 28 2014, 02:23 PM   #37
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Kirk: Look! An Amazon Drone! Phasers on heavy stun, fire at will.



Bones: Jim, next time you shoot down an Amazon Drone, please make sure it's not carrying a Kindle Fire!
Kirk: Let's hope it still works, or you'll be performing a chili enema on this lump of haggis!



Spock: Mr Kyle, the Captain has requested you upload your entire collection of Fifty Shades onto this Kindle device.
Kyle: But Mr Spock I ca...
Spock: All 3 episodes, Mr Kyle
Kyle: But I don't know how to d....
Spock: Your agonizer, please!



Spock: <Sniffs Deeply> Faaaaaaaascinating !
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Old January 28 2014, 03:26 PM   #38
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SPOCK: What are your thoughts on the repairs, Lieutenant?

UHURA: I'm thinking wearing this big of wig was a bad idea. No way I'm I getting it and my head out of here.
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Old January 28 2014, 07:19 PM   #39
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Kirk: "Unbelievable."
Chekov: "It's huge."
McCoy: "Meh, mine's bigger."

(Go Seahawks)
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Old January 28 2014, 08:19 PM   #40
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^ I didn't know McCoy was a Seahawks fan.
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Old January 28 2014, 08:55 PM   #41
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Kirk: Well, gentlemen, what do you think?

McCoy: I think it's damn rude of him not to bring dates for all of us.

Chekov: Mhm.

Scotty: Aye. Agreed.
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Old January 28 2014, 09:16 PM   #42
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Carolyn: Dear Diary,

It was a great group date

I had a real good time

The other four girls didn't show up






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Old January 28 2014, 09:57 PM   #43
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Kirk: "Apollo looks exhausted. Is it possible using his powers against us drains his energy?"
McCoy: "Possibly. But, then again, he's also been off somewhere alone with Lieutenant Palamas for the past hour."
Scotty: "The little tramp!"
Chekov: "I t'ink Meester Scott is a sore loser."
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Old January 28 2014, 10:02 PM   #44
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Chekov: Why isn't LeadHead laughing about the whole "Go Seahawks" stuff?

McCoy: He's a 49ers fan.

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Old January 29 2014, 02:19 AM   #45
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^ I didn't know McCoy was a Seahawks fan.
McCoy: "God bless America ... except for Denver.




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