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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old January 21 2014, 02:30 AM   #31
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PICARD: I knew you would like my Club, Number One. Just men sitting around on comfy chairs, drinking what we like, without the distraction of the fairer sex.

RIKER: What about the stripper? She's a woman.

PICARD: Ah... wait for it

RIKER: Uh....Oh!!!
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old January 21 2014, 02:34 AM   #32
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"Alright, Mister Data, if I understand your rendition of the facts, concerning the incident with you and Counselor Troi - you reached around, from behind, and grabbed her breasts ... like so?"
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Old January 21 2014, 02:40 AM   #33
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"Splendid! Wil, I must say, I'm most impressed with your efforts to refine your Command Image! Joviality has its place, Number One ... but not, necessarily, on the bridge! You've already mastered how to hold your Tea, Earle Grey - now, watch how after I put it down and stand up, I will tug on my uniform. I want you to try it with me ..."
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Old January 21 2014, 02:51 AM   #34
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"Jean-Luc! Captain! You won't believe this, but I've just been reading Dr. Phlox's Medical Logs from the Enterprise NX-01, and I can finally answer what happened to the Klingon foreheads of Jim Kirk's time ..."
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Old January 23 2014, 11:36 PM   #35
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Crusher: "This is amazing, Captain! I've detected large numbers of Creeping Genital Fungus spores throughout the ship!"

Picard: "Are we in any danger, Doctor?"

Crusher: "Oh, not, not really. The disease only affects Klingons."
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Old January 24 2014, 06:12 AM   #36
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CRUSHER: I'm just saying from a medical perspective, chairs would be a good idea.

WORF: Preach it, sister!
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Old January 24 2014, 07:09 AM   #37
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Worf, son of Moog
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Old January 24 2014, 09:17 AM   #38
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Worf, son of Moog
(Bravo, Armored Saint! )

Beverly: According to my readings, this console configuration is actually 50% more efficient!
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Old January 25 2014, 12:13 AM   #39
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PICARD: If I ever find out who ever introduced him to Duran Duran, I'll kill them.
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Worf, son of Moog
Crusher: I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true ...
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Old January 25 2014, 02:31 AM   #41
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First Officer's Log. I have to introduce the Captain to what we consider a hot tea back in Valdez. This is lukewarm!
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Old January 25 2014, 03:29 AM   #42
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CRUSHER: Just don't ask him to play "I Ran". Apparently to Klingons it is without honor.
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Old January 25 2014, 03:41 AM   #43
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Poor Worf, all he wanted was playing Aktuh and Maylota.
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The Korg-anian peace treaty weighed heavily on Worf.
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Beverly: We've just finished installing the new first contact console!
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