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Old January 19 2014, 04:14 PM   #16
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KIRK: Worst. Upskirt. Ever

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Old January 19 2014, 04:58 PM   #17
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SHATNER: This wig makes you like a four-year-old boy? Don't exagerate, it's not that bad!
DOOHAN: YES IT IS!
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Old January 19 2014, 05:56 PM   #18
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Chekov: Shrinkage was a Russian inwention.




Kirk: No, Bones. Draw it on the forehead.




If you shake my Etch-a-Sketch, I will beam your transporter pattern into space chum.




Scotty can you do anything about that buffalo shot?
I cannae break the laws of physics, Captain.




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Uhura: Outside the toolbox, sure.
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Old January 19 2014, 10:03 PM   #19
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Kirk: "Rigellian cassaba fever?"
McCoy: "Haggis."
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Old January 22 2014, 03:03 AM   #20
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McCoy: "I told you there was an extra organ somewhere."




Spock: "Square Chesterfield?"
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Old January 22 2014, 03:49 PM   #21
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Kirk: "That's a big Twinkie!"



McCoy: "He's drunk, Jim"



Spock: "'G'Day' is not an accepted form of address for a superior officer, Mr Kyle."
Kyle: "Freedom of religious expression, Mr Spock. And yes, 'Aussie' is a religion, cobber!"



Scott: "Well I never! She makes all flirty eyes with me, but as soon as we beam down, she's all over Adonis over there."
Chekov: "You mean, Apollo."
Kirk: "Starbuck, Apollo, who cares. He's overwhelmed even my awesomeness."
McCoy: "I still reckon we all should wear togas."



Spock: "Junction B to adjunct A... Make sure the transtator is seated correctly in the housing... the subspace micro-coil should be grounded before removing..."
Uhura: "Stupid back seat solderer!"
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Old January 22 2014, 10:50 PM   #22
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Scott: "Well I never! She makes all flirty eyes with me, but as soon as we beam down, she's all over Adonis over there."
Chekov: "You mean, Apollo."
Kirk: "Starbuck, Apollo, who cares. He's overwhelmed even my awesomeness."
McCoy: "I still reckon we all should wear togas."
SCOTT: Good idea, but should we also wear sandals or keep our old high heel boots? As an engineer, it wouldn't be safe for my toes.
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Old January 22 2014, 11:18 PM   #23
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SPOCK: My mind meld with the transporter's motherboard was successful, Kyle! Thanks to our new friend, no one will be ever able to replace us on this ship.
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Old January 23 2014, 09:46 PM   #24
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BONES: Jim, McGivers with Khan, Palamas with Apollo, I begin to doubt it's a good idea to recruit humanities graduates.
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Old January 24 2014, 12:07 AM   #25
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Kirk: "There's no shame in losing a woman to a god, Scotty."
Scotty: "Ah don' give a flip about shame, Captain! Ah'm pissed off about lost opportunity!"
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Old January 24 2014, 05:34 AM   #26
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McCoy: "He's drunk, Jim"
Kirk: "I didn't need eight years of school to come to that diagnosis."
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Old January 24 2014, 05:48 AM   #27
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Kirk: "Just between us, gentlemen, that's the sexiest bare shoulder I've ever seen!"
McCoy, Scotty and Chekov (thinking simultaneously): "I'm not gonna be the one who asks him which one he means!"
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Old January 24 2014, 06:08 AM   #28
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APOLLO: So, that's a no on the laurel leaves?
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APOLLO: So, that's a no on the laurel leaves?
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Old January 24 2014, 06:23 AM   #30
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Uhura: "There's tribble droppings in here!"
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