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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 20 2014, 10:01 PM   #31
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Khan: Admiral, I shall spare your ship if you arrange to have Joachim's agent executed immediately.
Kirk: Why would we do that?
Joachim: Bastard took my name out of the credits, that's why! <---- true fact, BTW
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Old January 20 2014, 11:33 PM   #32
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Khan: "Ah, Kirk, my old friend, I see your uniforms have changed. The miniskirts are gone. A pity.
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Old January 21 2014, 05:08 PM   #33
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Khan: Forgive us, Admiral, could you send someone over with some chest wax?

Sulu: I'm not doing anything.




Lily: Look, that pigeon is totally humping that other pigeon.
Zephram: AS OPPOSED TO WHAT?!




Just a minute, I'm trying to calibrate this thing to see through Klingon codpieces, I mean breastplates.
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The Savior of Humanity's Log: Lily has been seeing Swedish people in the sky ever since she started drinking again.
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Old January 22 2014, 06:38 PM   #35
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The Savior of Humanity's Log: Lily has been seeing Swedish people in the sky ever since she started drinking again.
LILY: Look, it's written Volvo just there...and the Dolph Lundgren's midget version is called Joachim.



JOACHIM: I was thinking about that...the Phoenix had three places...Lily was supposed to be here but she was talking about Mobby Dick with Picard...who the hell was officially the third person?
SAAVIK: According to both Human and Vulcan historians, the doctor Cochrane's crewmates were a black person and an Ursus arctos middendorffi, also called Alaskan grizzly bear.
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Old January 23 2014, 01:32 AM   #36
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KHAN: Oh, and Kirk, where are the darn thermostats on this ship? We're nearly bare chested and it's still hot for our superior testicles! I fear any guy who has served on Defiant since you have these overheating uniforms is now sterile.
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Old January 23 2014, 05:10 PM   #37
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Khan: This, this is the scourge I was telling you about, Joachim.
Joachim: Justin Beiber?
Khan: No, the other scourge, Joachim.




Lily: Sneaker on a wire.
Zephram: BEAM ME UP DA VINCI!!!
Lily: Needs work.




B'etor: So...why do you El Aurian's listen so much?
Soran: Oh we just made that up to take focus off our love of ridiculous hats.
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Old January 24 2014, 01:23 AM   #38
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COCHRANE: Easy. That's the North star.
LILY: I'm pointing east.
COCHRANE: Look, how hard can it be to pilot a starship? You point the thing "up" and go. I'll be fine-once I find the ship.
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Khan: "One moment, Admiral. Joachim is explaining this 'Two girls, one cup' phenomenon. We have to do something with the women after we trash your ship and execute all of the males."
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Soran: "My goodness, LaForge, you've amassed quite a collection of eye boogers in here!"
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KHAN: Oh, and Kirk, where are the darn thermostats on this ship? We're nearly bare chested and it's still hot for our superior testicles! I fear any guy who has served on Defiant since you have these overheating uniforms is now sterile.
KIRK: Reliant. Superior intellect my tuckus...
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Old January 24 2014, 11:47 PM   #42
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KHAN: Oh, and Kirk, where are the darn thermostats on this ship? We're nearly bare chested and it's still hot for our superior testicles! I fear any guy who has served on Defiant since you have these overheating uniforms is now sterile.
KIRK: Reliant. Superior intellect my tuckus...
KHAN: Defiant, Reliant or Saratoga, your next ship will be the Lexington!
KIRK: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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Old January 25 2014, 12:05 AM   #43
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SORAN: Once I get these plates off, this will make an excellent hair clip.
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Khan: "So... shall we begin?"

Kirk: "No."

Khan: "I- what?"

Kirk: "I said no."

Khan: "He tasks me... he tasks me..."
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Kirk: ``He is such a weenie.''
Khan: ``I am not a weenie! You are the weenie!''


Cochrane: ``So what's your point?''


Soran: ``That little devil. All this time he's been streaming Babylon 5.''
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