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Old December 29 2013, 08:31 PM   #16
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Siddig: Sorry they didn't choose you to be the "Bond" of the episode Michael, but you've gotta admit that "Bashir, Julian Bashir" sounds better than "Mogh, Worf son of Mogh."
Michael: Sid 1, Dorn 100. Shall we compare salaries?
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Old December 30 2013, 05:12 PM   #17
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Odo: For added verisimilitude, I can even duplicate a roofie bouncing around inside my glass.

Garak: Minus the ill effects, of course?

Odo: Of course! <drinks, passes out onto floor>




Weyoun: Halt! The Founders have decreed this corridor a "Do the Twist" zone.
Jake: I would be indignant if it weren't just so sad.
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Old December 30 2013, 08:54 PM   #18
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For these two pessimists, the glass is always empty.





The Founder is changing. Trust us. You don't want to go in there.





Replace baccarat with poker? Worf, you can't be serious. Who would ever do such a thing?





Dax thinking: I knew I shouldn't have had that last piece of hasperat.





SISKO: No, no, no. The lizard poisons Spock.

JEM'HADAR: Who is Spock?
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Old December 31 2013, 02:12 AM   #19
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Sisko: Dax, you cannot threatened to use your Bat'leth to make extra holes for Bajoran earings.
Dax: She's been whistling "Dude Looks Like A Lady" around me all day.
Kira: If that's a problem, I'll switch to "Polythene Pam."
Sisko: I was kinda of hoping for "Love in an Elevator".
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Old December 31 2013, 07:56 PM   #20
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The more things change, the more they stay the same.

(TNG caption contest crossover.)
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Old January 1 2014, 03:26 AM   #21
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Thanks for the win




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Old January 1 2014, 03:38 AM   #22
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Kira: Why are you guys wearing tuxes again?

Garak: It’s after six. What are we, farmers?
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Old January 1 2014, 03:57 AM   #23
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BASHIR: Worf,we're chaperones at a high school prom. You don't have the authority to kill a kid for spiking the punch!
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Old January 4 2014, 04:36 AM   #24
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"Jake, we're putting the band back together!"
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Old January 6 2014, 06:45 PM   #25
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Thanks for the win(s)!
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Bashir: MISTER Worf, this is a formal dance. We will under no circumstances be performing this "Hokey Pokey" of which you seem to be so fond.

Kira: I could stand to hear a little more.
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Old January 17 2014, 07:39 AM   #27
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Bashir: Worf, what do you mean "We're just backup dancers?!"
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Old January 17 2014, 07:30 PM   #28
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Bashir: Kira won the coin toss and she gets to wear the dress.
Worf: What about -
Bashir: And the gloves.



Worf: I did not play with toys.
Jem'Hadar: I was never a boy.
Sisko: And I'm wearing an adult diaper. So what are we talking about?

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Old January 17 2014, 10:27 PM   #29
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BASHIR: You have a kid Worf, no one's going to buy the virgin in white look!
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Old February 2 2014, 05:02 AM   #30
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*cough*

So....will this contest pick up again?
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