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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old December 31 2013, 02:48 PM   #16
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Kirk: "Ah, Uhura, you're here. Well folks, let's kick off the inaugural Enterprise slumber party."



Geordi: "Cough... and now spit."
Data: ptui
Geordi: "Boy, Beverly must have kicked you in the nuts hard if they got lodged in your throat!"



Spock: "I see the problem. These were put in backwards. Were you drunk again, Mr Scott?"
Scott: "Hey! I'd be offended if it wasn't true."
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Old January 1 2014, 03:31 AM   #17
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Kirk: Where's Spock?

Uhura: Where no Vulcan man have gone before
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Old January 1 2014, 06:13 PM   #18
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Uhura: I told you what would happen if anyone left the bridge toilet seat up again.
Kirk: Uhura, don't barge in, we're in the middle of a crew briefing.
Uhura: Do it again and my foot is gonna be barging in the middle of someone's porthole.




Geordi: Look, I finally passed those microchips I swallowed.
Data: I could have waited for you to wash them first.



Spock: Mister Scott, I am not comfortable blowing into your court-appointed breathalizer.
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Kirk: Welcome, Uhura. We're just about to start our theater group. Pay no attention to those crewmen with rotten tomatoes and banana peels.
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Old January 2 2014, 07:37 AM   #20
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Uhura: So that's fifty pepperoni pizzas, fifty cokes - and one squid salad.
Sulu: What? I need my cellulose.




Spock: These readings prove it. The pubic hair found at the bottom of the Captain's coffee cup has Vulcan DNA.

...Fascinating.
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Old January 3 2014, 05:23 AM   #21
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KIRK: For some of you, this will be your first pre-launch orgy. Trust me,it's a long established Enterprise tradition. Uhura dim the lights and start the music.
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Old January 3 2014, 09:55 AM   #22
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Kirk: So to all your concerns just let me say that there is no correlation between the popularity of leisure suits and incidents of spontaneous combustion. Isn't that right, Spock? Spock?

<Whrrrroooomph!>

Scotty: Sorry, haggis buffet. Mister Spock is still "emergency evacuating his lower decks," as he put it through the door to the head.

Uhura: Whoo! Do NOT go in there!



Spock: Miss Paris! Miss Egypt! Miss Las Vegas!
Scotty: Come on, Mister Spock, give us a look!
Spock: Negative, Mister Scott. Hello Miss Las Vegas!



Geordi: Tasha found these in her bed the day after she quote, "Literally banged your brains out."

Data: Weird that you kept them all this time.

Geordi: I know, right?
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Uhura: Remember, they're behind one-way glass, so you can see them, but they can't see you.
Extra in front row: I think it was number three.
Crowd: Yeah.
Uhura (into intercom): Number three, please take one step forward and say "Who wants to see my captain's log?".



Spock: Fascinating, it does work. Mr. Scott, your "2D Glasses" may revolutionize modern cinema as we know it.
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DATA: And how can you be sure it was Spot?
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Triskelion wrote: View Post


Uhura: I told you what would happen if anyone left the bridge toilet seat up again.
Kirk: "But you don't put the seat up again for others Uhura."

Uhura: "THAT'S DIFFERENT !!!"

Everyone laughs at Uhura.

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Old January 5 2014, 04:48 PM   #26
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^ Good one!



Geordi: Emotional Immaturity chips?? Where did you learn how to do this stuff?!
Data: You! I learned it from watching you!
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Old January 6 2014, 06:51 AM   #27
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Uhura: The new uniforms just arrived.
Kirk: About damn time.


Geordi: What's this?
Data: I was curious.
Geordi: Caffeine, alcohol, and cannabis subroutines?
Dat: Should I not have tried all three at the same time?
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Old January 6 2014, 05:39 PM   #28
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Uhura: Sickbay, send up a medic for the next sucker who calls me O'Hura.
Kirk: Ok, we get it.
Uhura: I'll stick an Irish shillelagh up his porthole.
Chekov<muttering>: Boy, O'Hura really hates portholes.
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KIRK: Miss Receptionist, are the scientist and the doctor coming soon? I'm tired to act as the nurse, the coffee waiter, the driver and the mechanic had once been important on MY ship. And who the hell is that Russian?
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Old January 7 2014, 08:44 PM   #30
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The exact moment Uhura realized that high intensity lighting turned the new uniform tops transparent.
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