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Old October 30 2013, 01:17 AM   #16
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This isn't mine, but it's awesome...
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Old November 6 2013, 06:05 PM   #17
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Thanks for the win!-Mistral
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Old November 9 2013, 05:29 PM   #18
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Spock: "Captain, did I hear the two of you speaking... Vulcan?"
Kirk: "It's Pentecost, Spock."
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Old November 30 2013, 10:49 PM   #19
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Kirk: Poor soul. He died waiting for the next TOS caption contest.
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Old December 9 2013, 07:47 PM   #20
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Kirk: Poor soul. He died waiting for the next TOS caption contest.
Spock: I don't suppose it has occurred to you, Captain, that we may soon be joining him?
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Old December 9 2013, 09:55 PM   #21
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Korob: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird..

Kirk: It's a plane...

Spock: Gentlemen, I believe it is SuperLeadHead with the next caption contest.
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Old December 9 2013, 11:48 PM   #22
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Shatner: "Bravo! Bravo!"

Doohan: "Applause isn't enough. We want opening credits."




Spock: "Captain, the atmosphere of this planet is having an unusual effect on your... um... postiche."

Kirk: "I have no idea what you're talking about, Spock, but there's nothing wrong with my butt."




Spock: "Captain, need I remind you of the comparative sensitivity of Vulcan ears?"

Uhura:
"Definitely 'cranberry sauce,' sir."

Kirk: "You're both wrong, it's 'I buried Paul.' Play it again, Lieutenant."

Spock: "Sir, this is the 23rd century. We all agree that he is dead."




Kirk: "Alas, poor Yorick."

Spock: "Shut up, Jim."

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Old December 24 2013, 06:35 AM   #23
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Uhura: "LeadHead, this is Enterprise. Do you read? Repeat, this is Enterprise. Do you read? Enterprise to LeadHead. Please acknowledge."

Kirk: "What the devil is he doing? Playing line-by-line or something?"

Spock: "May I suggest a PM might be in order, Captain?"

Kirk: "We can do those?"
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Old December 24 2013, 06:54 AM   #24
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Uhura: "LeadHead, this is Enterprise. Do you read? Repeat, this is Enterprise. Do you read? Enterprise to LeadHead. Please acknowledge."

Kirk: "What the devil is he doing? Playing line-by-line or something?"

Spock: "May I suggest a PM might be in order, Captain?"

Kirk: "We can do those?"
Uhura: I'm getting a reply... he's watching silly things like Captain Picards Make it so video and assorted holiday episodes.

Kirk: (laughs)

Spock: Captain?

Kirk: Bender as Santa Claus. Classic episode.
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Old December 24 2013, 10:55 PM   #25
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New Contest!
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