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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old November 25 2013, 05:46 AM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #239: Ready for Anything

Hello everyone, sorry about being a week or so behind on this one, but now lets begin a new contest!




First up to the plate, we have the "Priceline... OF THE FUTURE!!!!" Award, going to:

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Starfleet CNC: And now, here are a few words on finding good hotel rates by our well-traveled Admiral James Kirk.
Next, we have the "Understandable Confusion" Award, going to:

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KIRK: Weird, all this time I thought you were Saavik.
Next, we have the "Built to last.... just not for long" Award, going to:

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Trill: "I wouldn't worry about it, the Enterprise is rated to withstand a Borg attack."

Riker: "Thank goodness. For how long?"

Trill: "Anywhere between 1 and 0 seconds, give or take."
We had some great tag teaming going on this contest, so our tag-team award, goes to:

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Kirk: "You're probably wondering why I assembled you all here today, you see over the years each of you has done something mean to me ....

Doors clang shut and poison gas is released.

Kirk: " ... revenge is a dish best served cold."
Seven women in unison: I forgot to tell you! My child is yours! You'll take to take care of him/her!?

*doors open*



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"Okay, add replicators to the list of things Counsellor Troi isn't allowed within fifty feet of."
Thanks everyone for participating and congrats to our winners!

And now, a new contest!







Enjoy!
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Old November 25 2013, 05:52 AM   #2
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Riker: (thinking) Weirdest looking disc EVER.



Kirk: Keep an eye on the pan, make sure that it doesn't burn.

Picard: Whoops.



Spock: I will not be eating dinner, I would like to survive until tomorrow.
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Old November 25 2013, 06:07 AM   #3
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Cochrane: So THAT'S where the anti-matter regulator got to. Probably should've installed this before we launched!
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Old November 25 2013, 06:15 AM   #4
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Picard: "Won't Antonia think it odd if she comes down here and finds you having breakfast with a strange man?"
Kirk: "Actually...no. And keep that to yourself!"




McCoy: "When it first flew in there, I thought, 'We gotta get that thing outta there!' But it's actually cooking up rather nicely."
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Old November 25 2013, 06:43 AM   #5
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LaFORGE: Is that a dilithium crystal?
COCHRANE: Amber! My next invention will be Jurassic Park!





PICARD: And this blandly designed kitchen and this food I am burning...none of it is real.
KIRK: Then how did I put on 15 kilos?




KIRK: A singalong? What should we sing?
BONES: In about an hour it'll be "Beans, beans, the magic fruit..."
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Old November 25 2013, 06:54 AM   #6
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COCHRANE: What are you staring at? You guys don't have Apple products in the future?
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Old November 25 2013, 04:10 PM   #7
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Spock: "Jim, what did Doctor McCoy mean, when he said that bourbon and beans are an explosive combination?"

Kirk: "He means... uh, he means that he doesn't believe in no wind scenarios."
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Old November 25 2013, 05:50 PM   #8
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Stewart: As soon as Mulgrew and Brooks get here, the Captain's club can commence.
Bakula: Come on guys, let me in.
Shatner: Piss off Bakula!
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Old November 27 2013, 05:28 AM   #9
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``My God … we're shrinking! Look at the size of my Jolly Rancher!''


``Um … um … Captain Kirk, it's kind of on fire?''
``What the heck are you doing? That's a pan of water!''
``Don't judge!''


``All right, now pop in that Rifftrax Live DVD and let's make fun of how Mike Nelson and his rotten punks are doing.''
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Old November 27 2013, 04:32 PM   #10
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Bones: How about that park ranger? Did you see the mallows on her?
Spock: Jim -
Kirk: Let it go, Spock.
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Old November 27 2013, 04:43 PM   #11
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COCHRANE:What the hell do I have a petrified butterfly in here for?
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Old November 28 2013, 08:50 AM   #12
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Kirk: "What are you making us for breakfast?"

Picard: "Bangers and mash."

Kirk: "And you're French right?"

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Old November 29 2013, 05:46 PM   #13
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Cochran: We can't take off without it!
Riker: Rock music?
Cochran: No, my Geico card.




Picard: I am not a fancy boy.
Kirk: Eggs!




Kirk: And then he went into some harangue about Justice and Shakespeare. That's when I nodded off.
Bones: So that was your nexus dream? Being harangued by a fancy boy from the future?
Spock: Fascinating.
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Old November 29 2013, 06:33 PM   #14
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Kirk: "And when they got home and got out of the car, they found the madman's hook hanging from the car's door handle!"
Spock: "I call bullshit."
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Old November 29 2013, 07:20 PM   #15
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KIRK: Usually I get a young attractive woman as a yeoman.



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