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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old October 26 2013, 05:48 PM   #31
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KIRK: So, is this some sort of kinky Vulcan sex thing?

SPOCK/VALARIS: No!
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Old October 27 2013, 06:52 PM   #32
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Starfleet CNC: And now, here are a few words on finding good hotel rates by our well-traveled Admiral James Kirk.



Kirk: Would you two take your debates on Kiri-kin-tha's metaphysics somewhere else? Some of us are trying to sleep!
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Old October 30 2013, 01:23 AM   #33
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"Forgive me for staring, but one of your spots looks out of place ..."
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Old October 30 2013, 01:32 AM   #34
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"Valeris, the phaser was quite unnecessary ... you can't rape the willing."
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Old October 30 2013, 01:45 AM   #35
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"OK, everybody, here's the drill, one more time:
Throw water when whales are mentioned.
Throw hot dogs, when Scotty mentions the food packs.
Throw rice when Sulu, Scotty and Bones wander in China Town.
Throw toilet paper when Kirk tells Gillian 'No, ma'am, no dipshit'..."
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Old October 30 2013, 04:02 AM   #36
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Kirk: I'll take a Vulcan crumb, two lemon-filled Andorians, a glazed Scot, and a sprinkled Efrosian. How many does that make?
Federation President: You have seven left.



Kirk: While you've got him at gunpoint get my Lana Del Ray mix tape back.
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Old November 15 2013, 02:57 AM   #37
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Betazed Ambassador: "Personally I'm enjoying Captain Archer's report much more than Admiral Kirk's."


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Old November 15 2013, 10:02 PM   #38
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Betazed Ambassador: "Personally I'm enjoying Captain Archer's report much more than Admiral Kirk's."


Vulcan Ambassador: "Wait til he mentions the gazelles."
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Old November 19 2013, 05:01 AM   #39
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"Okay, add replicators to the list of things Counsellor Troi isn't allowed within fifty feet of."
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Old November 25 2013, 05:52 AM   #40
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