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Old October 31 2013, 04:42 PM   #196
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Re: Things people often say you find amusing...

Aero-breathing life. wait....
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Old October 31 2013, 11:24 PM   #197
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It's not often, but has happened more times than it should.

When people ask me if our pork is kosher.
Of course it is. It never eats shellfish, or mix meat and cheese.
Shellfish are forbidden too? - Hmm, at second thought: makes sense for the religion of a desert-dwelling people.

Boy, am I glad that I'm an atheist and need't bother with this complicated stuff! (and I may eat shellfish! Yay! )
Most American Jews figure that pork and shellfish are kosher as long as they're in Chinese food.


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And of course businesses who tell you can call and speak to a live person. I know they mean instead of a recording, but my first thought is 'as opposed to speaking with a dead person?'
Not to mention all those strip joints -- excuse me, "gentlemen's clubs" -- that feature "live nude girls." I guess they didn't get many customers when they had dead nude girls!


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Well, I think it sounds silly to put an "o" in the middle of airplane.
Do you mean aeroplane? Which does make kind of sense since we talk of aerodynamics, aeronautics.
Aero-breathing life. wait....
Playing aero-guitar?
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Old October 31 2013, 11:39 PM   #198
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It's not often, but has happened more times than it should.

When people ask me if our pork is kosher.
That's great! Reminds me of the phone calls Catholic churches sometimes get right before Christmas: "What time is midnight Mass?"
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Old October 31 2013, 11:46 PM   #199
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One time some asked me why not and I explained to them things about rumination and cloven hooves and that even if pork COULD be kosher ours wouldn't be due to processing methods. Basically our food doesn't meet Jewish dietary doctrine so don't eat it if you or a loved one want to be kosher.
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Old October 31 2013, 11:55 PM   #200
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"Meat kosher doctrine?" No pun intended?
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Old November 1 2013, 01:32 AM   #201
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Boy, am I glad that I'm an atheist and need't bother with this complicated stuff! (and I may eat shellfish! Yay! )
I'm Lutheran and *I* don't bother with it either. We don't have any dietary rules. We can eat whatever we want, when we want it!
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Old November 1 2013, 01:50 AM   #202
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Well, to be fair I doubt most modern-day Jews keep completely kosher either.
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Old November 1 2013, 09:19 AM   #203
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I'm Lutheran and *I* don't bother with it either. We don't have any dietary rules. We can eat whatever we want, when we want it!
How about fasting time in general and Good Friday in particular? Luther said Fasten und leiblich sich bereiten ist wohl eine feine äußerliche Zucht (fasting and physically preparing oneself [for mass] is indeed a fine custom).
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Old November 1 2013, 10:16 AM   #204
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A number of years ago, there was a story in Analog where the question raised was whether or not a genetically engineered pig was kosher. The animal had been modified to chew its cud-- the reason was that it increased the nutritional value of the meat or would somehow increase the food supply, I forget the details. It was an interesting example of how science and technology can upend social assumptions.
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Old November 1 2013, 01:59 PM   #205
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A number of years ago, there was a story in Analog where the question raised was whether or not a genetically engineered pig was kosher. The animal had been modified to chew its cud-- the reason was that it increased the nutritional value of the meat or would somehow increase the food supply, I forget the details. It was an interesting example of how science and technology can upend social assumptions.
Which leads to bizarre (to many Jews and non-Jews alike) cheats or work-arounds like the Shabbat elevator.
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Old November 1 2013, 02:56 PM   #206
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It used to really bug me when traffic reporters would talk about "surface streets." Where else would a street be? Then someone pointed out that it's a way to refer to roads that don't have grade separations, which makes sense to me and I no longer have any objections to the term.
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Old November 1 2013, 03:08 PM   #207
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I'm Lutheran and *I* don't bother with it either. We don't have any dietary rules. We can eat whatever we want, when we want it!
How about fasting time in general and Good Friday in particular? Luther said Fasten und leiblich sich bereiten ist wohl eine feine äußerliche Zucht (fasting and physically preparing oneself [for mass] is indeed a fine custom).
A fine custom, yes, but not required.
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Old November 1 2013, 09:07 PM   #208
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A number of years ago, there was a story in Analog where the question raised was whether or not a genetically engineered pig was kosher. The animal had been modified to chew its cud-- the reason was that it increased the nutritional value of the meat or would somehow increase the food supply, I forget the details. It was an interesting example of how science and technology can upend social assumptions.
Which leads to bizarre (to many Jews and non-Jews alike) cheats or work-arounds like the Shabbat elevator.
Wow. Reading stuff like that just makes me even happier to be an atheist; it's just so much easier.
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Old November 1 2013, 09:25 PM   #209
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It used to really bug me when traffic reporters would talk about "surface streets." Where else would a street be? Then someone pointed out that it's a way to refer to roads that don't have grade separations, which makes sense to me and I no longer have any objections to the term.
In Southern California, we've always referred to "regular" roads as "surface streets" (as distinguished from freeways, which are often elevated above or sunk below grade level).
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Old November 1 2013, 09:30 PM   #210
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^ That makes sense. A surface street is one that never leaves the ground level.

@auntiehill: Please don't take this the wrong way, but...well, if it was easy, what would be the point?
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