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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old October 30 2013, 03:00 PM   #31
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Picard: They keep telling me that the captain's chair will kill me..
Worf: I think the disruptors to the chest helped.


Crusher: What is an "Adobe Update"? Whatever it is, the machine is waiting on one.
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Old November 1 2013, 05:23 PM   #32
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Riker: "I'm telling you, Worf, I'm GOING to find the source of that odd earthy, peat-y smell!"
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Old November 2 2013, 12:30 AM   #33
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Picard: Another "half baked" plot, I see.
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Old November 2 2013, 03:28 AM   #34
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PICARD: That's right, I put a counselor at helm. Must remember to make a note on what a bad that was.
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Old November 2 2013, 04:59 AM   #35
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Picard: And now another mystery of the universe solved, Mister Worf.
Worf: What if Churchill wore a catsuit sir?
Picard: Precisely.




Skullface: After the Hokey Pokey let's do Kumbaya.
K'Ehleyr: Ooh, and then smores!
Skullface: Yearrggghhh! Smores!




Com: Picard to away team. Report.
Crusher: Still waiting on the Obamacare database to download, Captain.
Com: ETA?
Crusher: Any century now.
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Old November 2 2013, 05:59 AM   #36
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PICARD: Those bastards. I knew they were having BBQs without me!
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Old November 2 2013, 10:34 AM   #37
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Picard: HOW MANY LIGHTS ARE THERE?!



Skullface: Ooooooh look at me! I'm so scaaaary! Woooooo!
K'Ehleyr: (thinking) Just ignore him and he'll go away... Do NOT punch him... that will only encourage him...




Crusher: What's with the lighting, guys, this isn't freaking TOS!



Picard: What the hell are you going in my quarters!?
Gold ghost: Picard, we've come to haunt you...
Picard: Oh I see, very funny, it's Halloween is it? Godamn it I thought these traditions had died out centuries ago
Blue ghost: What? No we-
Picard: OK, OK, good costumes I'll get you some candy just wait here
Gold ghost: Captain, we're really ghosts!
Picard: Yes, yes, spooky, now have some candy and be on your way



Riker: I'm looking at the scripts now, Worf! TNG does NOT have a Halloween episode!
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Old November 2 2013, 07:21 PM   #38
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Picard: <sigh> This is going to be some sort of zombie episode isn't it?
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Old November 2 2013, 08:16 PM   #39
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Picard: I'm pretty sure he died from having the galaxy's most uncomfortable chair



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Dr. Crusher might have taken her orders to scan every inch of the wreckage for survivors a little too literally



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Old November 3 2013, 01:01 AM   #40
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PICARD: That's right, I put a counselor at helm. Must remember to make a note on what a bad that was.
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Old November 3 2013, 01:56 AM   #41
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K'Ehleyr: "What the hell kind of dating service is this, anyway!"
Dating counselor (OS): "Hey, you said you wanted a lawyer! He's the only lawyer in our database!"
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Old November 3 2013, 04:57 AM   #42
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Larry: That bulb may need replacement soon.
Picard: It's not a bulb, it's plasma. Frickin' Larry.
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Old November 8 2013, 02:40 AM   #43
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Picard: Poor bastard, he's been waiting for a new caption contest.
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Old November 10 2013, 04:58 AM   #44
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Riker: According to these readings there should be a new caption contest just down this hallway.
Worf (thinking): I've heard that one before...


Crusher: Doctor Crusher to Commander Riker. Commander, I think something must be interfering with our tricorders. Mine is saying that a bloody metal shard is actually the new caption contest.
Worf (OS, thinking): I've heard that one before...
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Old November 10 2013, 04:49 PM   #45
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Ghosts: We know we're all dead now, but we're going to STAY here until we get a new caption contest!
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