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Old October 27 2013, 11:23 PM   #16
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Picard: "Ah, this brings back memories! For instance, that guy still owes me twenty quatloos!"
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Old October 27 2013, 11:56 PM   #17
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Picard: "This woman was the Captain."
Worf: "She has been dead for thousands of years."
LaForge: "I'd do her."



K'Ehleyr (thinking) ** The sad part is, he isn't the worst looking guy to hit on me tonight. **



Beverly
: "I removed the metal shard from your leg, that's all I can do for now."
Crewman: "But I'm bleeding badly."
Beverly: "I'm sorry, but you have to sign up for a health care plan before I can do any more."
Crewman: "I tried, the site won't let me even register."


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Old October 28 2013, 12:14 AM   #18
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Picard: "No, not TOS, Mr. Worf. This one looks like it might have been a TMP Klingon."
Worf: "We do not talk about them, either!"
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Old October 28 2013, 01:58 AM   #19
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DORN: "You were holding it upside down?! You know, without all this makeup and stuff,
I actually thought you were smart for a second."
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Old October 28 2013, 03:12 AM   #20
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RIKER: I can't believe Deanna broke up with me via text. Said she found someone new.

WORF: She didn't give a name did she?

RIKER: No. Why?

WORF: No reason.
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Old October 28 2013, 07:26 AM   #21
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Picard: True is it that we have seen better days.
...
Picard: Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage....
...
Picard: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark -

Worf: Enough! Even Shakespeare took a day off from being a douche!




Skullface: The song is over. You can stop twerking now.




According to these readings this will work well as a dead guy poking device.



Picard: Oh crap. How long have you been here?
Ghost Helmsman: Long enough to hear you singing "I Got You Babe" in the shower.
Ghost Ops: Both parts.




Riker: Nobody needs your lunch updates, Worf.
Worf: Some people like pictures of gagh.
Riker: It's not that. It's the constant reminders of your pretension.
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Old October 28 2013, 05:46 PM   #22
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Picard (thinking) I hate wesley
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Old October 28 2013, 08:13 PM   #23
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Picard: He he he... He's dead Jim!

Always wanted to say that.

Data: But no one here is called Jim, the joke does not work.

Picard: Mr Data, you are part of the reason I wish I was a captain a century ago.



Future Alexander: ...And so you see, I wore the Halloween mask so that you wouldn't recognise me.

K'Ehleyr: OK, that makes a sort of sense... but why are you hitting on me?

Future Alexander: Well, that's what Marty does to his Mom in Back to the Future, right?

K'Ehleyr: No!




Crusher: The outline reminds me of what I miss most about Jack.


His collection of ancient scrap-metal obviously.




Picard: Wait... a flashback where they're not wearing the TOS movie uniforms? Must be a Ferengi plot!




Riker: Right, if we don't get any candy this time we're doing a trick.

Worf: I said we should have worn costumes.
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Old October 28 2013, 08:39 PM   #24
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FEMALE EXTRA: Well, insubstantial ghost beats being in a weird alien costume.
MALE EXTRA: Yeah, but at least the alien costume was fire-retardant.
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Old October 28 2013, 11:04 PM   #25
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Picard: Thank god Beverly isn't here. I'd never get her out of here!
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Old October 28 2013, 11:53 PM   #26
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Picard: "That's right, just before the attack it was "Disco Inferno Night" in the main lounge."


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Old October 29 2013, 04:52 AM   #27
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PICARD: I really got to cut back on the LSD.
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Old October 29 2013, 04:54 AM   #28
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Goldshirt: Look dear, Captain Picard's watching us crash. Again.

Blueshirt: Stop it.

Goldshirt: I SAID I should never have let you drive, and look where it got us!

Blueshirt: I thought that after we died I wouldn't have to listen to your damn complaining every day...

Goldshirt: Yeah, well, maybe this is our Hell. An eternity having to sit next to you...

Blueshirt: It's too bad we're already dead, or I'd pop a phaser beam in your bitch ass.
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Old October 29 2013, 09:37 AM   #29
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Thanks for the win!


Picard: It looks like something exploded out of his chest. Very odd.
Worf: What's that moving on the floor!?
Data: Captain, I am detecting numerous alien lifeforms converging on our location.
Picard: Merde!


Having your own stuntman is so much fun!


Beverley: Wesley Gene Crusher! How many times have I told you no explosives in our quarters!?


Picard: Tasha was one of my crew on the Stargazer too?!?



Riker: Worf, I don't know what you saw but the tri-coder isn't picking up any Tribbles.

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Old October 29 2013, 10:34 AM   #30
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"What's this rubbish? Can't STAR TREK afford a decent Stan Winston puppet?"
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