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Old October 8 2013, 08:51 PM   #16
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Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans

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Paris: "How did you get it to hang in mid-air like that?"
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Old October 8 2013, 08:54 PM   #17
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PARIS AND KIM IN 2412

"We'll get you home again!"
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Old October 9 2013, 11:22 AM   #18
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*Two hours after Voyager's return home*

Tom Paris: Hey Dad!

Owen Paris: (OS) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? Captain Janeway, Why would you let him do this?"

Janeway: I apologize. I'll take care of it immediately

*Janeway walks up to Harry and removes the pip*

"Sorry, Harry. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted"
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Old October 10 2013, 10:33 PM   #19
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Neelix: Overheard you saying that my food is not safe to be taken internally, Mr. Paris. Let me apply it liberally EXTERNALLY, then.
Paris: Luckily for me, your food is once again served-like revenge-very cold.
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Old October 12 2013, 05:16 AM   #20
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NEELIX: You said my food was DEESGAHSTING!
JANEWAY (OS): That's my line!
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Old October 13 2013, 11:57 PM   #21
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NEELIX: You said my food was DEESGAHSTING!
JANEWAY (OS): That's my line!
RED (OS): No, dat iz my line!
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Old October 14 2013, 07:30 AM   #22
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B'Elanna: Is that...a hologram?
Paris: Ask Chakotay. He was the one making out with Talaxian Cher last night.
Kim: Computer, locate Neelix.
Chakotay: Belay that.
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Old October 15 2013, 04:18 AM   #23
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TORRES: How much whiskey did the Captain drink?

CHAKOTAY: How did she override the safety protocols and get real whiskey?

HARRY: So that's what a woman looks like naked.
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Old October 15 2013, 05:19 AM   #24
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EMH: I suppose that I can no longer be considered a vegetarian.



Paris: Uh-oh. I've dated every woman in this room.



Neelix: "Sauce on the side" huh? How do ya like sauce on the uniform?!



Paris: Are we all weird-ed out by Tuvok singing showtunes on the pool table?



EMH: I'll have to download the 'munchies' dlc now.
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Old October 19 2013, 05:15 AM   #25
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Here are the new captions for your amusement! Enjoy!!!



"It has no taste, but it sure is tough"



Paris: Watch your hand, Harry.
Kim: That's not my hand, Tom!

Oops. my bad, Lieutenant.



Torres: I don't understand what humans saw in this 'football'. And this 'Arizona Cardinals team we're watching on this historical program - why does this Carson Palmer keep throwing the ball to the opponents defense?"

Chakotay: It is most illogical.


"I wonder if this smells anything like what the Rock was cooking?"

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Old October 31 2013, 03:06 AM   #26
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Hi guys!

I posted the new contest!
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=229717
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