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Old October 14 2013, 02:35 PM   #16
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ENSIGN RICKEY: It's just a cat sir, I don't think you need backup

WORF: I said, set phaser for kill!!!!!
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Old October 14 2013, 04:43 PM   #17
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Thanks for the pick.



After seeing Picard and Riker's death the senior officers only had one thing on their mind.

Data, Worf, and Geordi: I call Captain!


Geordi: Another mistake like that and I'm transferring you to the deepest space assignment I can find.




Data: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting an android.
Geordi: That's 'cause androids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Klingons are known to do that.

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Old October 14 2013, 04:45 PM   #18
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Wesley (from planet surface through intercom speaker): "Did you beam up the package from the coordinates I gave you, Chief?"
O'Brien: "Yes. A flaming paper bag."
Wesley (snickering): "And did you stomp on it to put out the flames?"
LaForge: "No, we let the ship's automated fire control system put it out."
Wesley: "Dammit!"




LaForge: "Reg...?"
Barclay: "Just snapping a pic for my Spacebook page, Commander. It'll be a scream once I photoshop in the lolcats!"
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Old October 14 2013, 06:24 PM   #19
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The Enterprise-D Michael Jackson Concert Night goes horribly wrong when Geordi & Worf learn the Thriller moves but Data does Smooth Criminal.





O'BRIEN: That ain't right.





WORF: Pull my finger.
WHITE DUDE: Again already?
BLACK DUDE: Wait, let me get my phaser out so I can light it.





GEORDI: OK Reg, playtime's over, time for your nap.





DATA: He hasn't moved in an hour. Do you think we should do something?
GEORDI: Yes. Steal his drink while he isn't looking.
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Old October 14 2013, 08:35 PM   #20
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Data: Bridge to Engineering, Commander LaForge, we need the deflector dish to fire an inverted tachyon pulse in the next 30 seconds in order to save us from the giant mutant space goat...

Geordi, why are you on the bridge in a crisis?





O'Brien: I'm so glad that Leadhead isn't doing the contest anymore, he was so annoying and short and smelt faintly of wee.

LaForge: You realise Evil Lincoln is the same guy, right?

O'Brien: Bugger.



Worf: No seriously, you'll be fine. It's certainly not part of a plot on my part to get you all killed and replaced by hot blond Bajoran chicks.

Lt. Smith: But Sir... no one suggested that.

Worf: And nor should you. Now go attack that leaky nuclear reactor. For honour!




Geordi: Wow, I'm disappointed. You've been locked in here half an hour, I'd have expected you to have at least built a tank.




Geordi: Worst game of Marco Polo ever.
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Old October 14 2013, 09:56 PM   #21
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Geordi: Wow, I'm disappointed. You've been locked in here half an hour, I'd have expected you to have at least built a tank.


I can't believe I didn't think of that one!
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Old October 15 2013, 12:41 AM   #22
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DATA: I wonder what Mr. Worf is thinking about.

GEORDIE: Probably battle tactics. Klingon honor. Or the many ways to kill someone.

WORF: (thinking): Stars are pretty.



GEORDIE: Whoa! Did you graduate from the Janice Rand School of Transporter Operation?
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Old October 15 2013, 02:04 AM   #23
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O'Brien: I'm so glad that Leadhead isn't doing the contest anymore, he was so annoying and short and smelt faintly of wee.

LaForge: You realise Evil Lincoln is the same guy, right?

O'Brien: Bugger.
Obviously, I have to respond to this!



Shorter Goldshirt: Inflatabledalek is in there, Sir.

Taller Goldshirt: Lemme at him!

Worf: No, put your phasers away. LeadHead wants for it to look like an accident.
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Old October 15 2013, 02:13 AM   #24
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WORF: Data! Data? Damn it, he ran out of battery again.
GEORDI: *sigh* I'll get the cord.



GEORDI: You better shape up Mr O'Brien, or I'll have you transferred to an obscure station in the middle of nowhere!



LIEUTENANT: Security to Bridge, the ambassador's daughter is safely aboard.
WORF: I believe it's your turn to warn her about Commander Riker.
LIEUTENANT: Aww, not again!



GEORDI: I told you you'd shoot your eye out.



GEORDI: Uh oh. He's having his brooding time.
DATA: I will go interrupt him. I find it intriguing when he growls at people.
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Old October 15 2013, 02:35 AM   #25
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O'Brien: I'm so glad that Leadhead isn't doing the contest anymore, he was so annoying and short and smelt faintly of wee.

LaForge: You realise Evil Lincoln is the same guy, right?

O'Brien: Bugger.
Obviously, I have to respond to this!



Shorter Goldshirt: Inflatabledalek is in there, Sir.

Taller Goldshirt: Lemme at him!

Worf: No, put your phasers away. LeadHead wants for it to look like an accident.
O'brien: More Security!!!
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Old October 15 2013, 03:14 AM   #26
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WORF: Rickey, take the corridor to the right. Dickey and I will take the left one.

RICKEY: Come on, you know that means I'll be attacked or killed!!!!
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Old October 15 2013, 04:09 AM   #27
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Worf: I cannot believe we are firing golf balls at that Romulan warbird.
Geordi: Well you're the one who lost the "Reorder Torpedo" index card.
Data: Compensate for that ion eddie three degrees to starboard.
Worf: You will shank it!




Geordi: Chief, did you know Commander Riker was two dwarves in a pantomime suit?
O'Brien: No, sir. No I did not.




Worf: Did I do it?
Crockett: No, sir. You also have to locate the doorbell button.
Tubbs: That's it, I'm putting him out of our misery.




Geordi: Good news! The Captain gave us room in the budget for a chair! Well - a stool, and we all have to take turns.
Reg: Galaxy-class tightass.




Which of us will find a woman to love first, do you think, Geordi?
Well that depends on how you define -
Love?
No, a woman.
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Old October 15 2013, 06:42 AM   #28
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O'Brien: "Yeeeshhhhh!"

Laforge: "How long has it been since you calibrated the Heisenberg commentators Chief?"

Riker: (OS) "Chief I think I was a few feet taller when I beamed down?
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Old October 20 2013, 07:25 AM   #29
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Crockett: Why do I have to go in there?
Worf: Can you write a Klingon opera about a battle?
Crockett: No.
Worf: Then in you go.
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Old October 21 2013, 10:34 PM   #30
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"OK, you're sure you 'looked,' you said. So, if I find an alien stowaway behind this
door, you know what I'm going to do to you, right?"
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