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Old October 8 2013, 05:03 PM   #31
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #278: A Caption of Armageddon

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Scotty: "Doctor, you've got to stop tapping the cargo bay door release!"

Uhura (to yeoman) :"Didn't we have a crew stacking supplies in there?"
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Old October 8 2013, 06:24 PM   #32
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Blonde: "Sisters of Sappho meeting in Rec Room 4 at 17:00 tonight."
Uhura: "I'll be there."
Scotty: "Borgas frat! I canna say I like the sound o' that! We men already outnumber the women two to one on this ship as it is!"
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Old October 8 2013, 10:37 PM   #33
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Old October 11 2013, 02:19 AM   #34
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Uhura: "Girl...did you just say something about my nails??! Hold on, I'm takin my earrings out."




"My mind...to your plaster. Your plaster, to my mind."
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Old October 11 2013, 04:23 AM   #35
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Anan: I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuqurque VII.
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Old October 11 2013, 09:37 AM   #37
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McCoy "Jim you're going to want to get up here, Uhura's about to throw down with the cute blonde...and bring the jello stat!"
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Old October 11 2013, 06:23 PM   #38
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Uhura: "'I only peek in the line of duty'? That's exactly the same thing he said to me!"
Scotty: "And that, Doctor, is why we do not fish off the company pier."
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Old October 11 2013, 11:02 PM   #39
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UHURA: Replacement? What do you mean they need someone who can speak Klingon!!?

SCOTTY: This isn't going to end well.
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Old October 11 2013, 11:19 PM   #40
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Blonde Yeoman: "Next time you get a physical, ask for Nurse Chapel instead of Doctor McCoy. She know how to treat a woman!"
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Old October 12 2013, 01:21 AM   #41
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Jeez Elaan, you`ve lost weight
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Old October 12 2013, 07:05 AM   #42
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Huh. Not every species dispenses Pez in the same place.
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Old October 12 2013, 05:22 PM   #43
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Jeez Elaan, you`ve lost weight
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Jeez, Droxine you've gained weight.
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Old October 12 2013, 06:26 PM   #44
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Kirk: "Uh...no. Sorry to disappoint you, but it's just a disruptor pistol."
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Uhura: Another one?
Scotty: Doctor, the "Booty Call" button is for the Captain's use only.
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