RSS iconTwitter iconFacebook icon

The Trek BBS title image

The Trek BBS statistics

Threads: 141,419
Posts: 5,506,493
Members: 25,131
Currently online: 437
Newest member: Talosian1978

TrekToday headlines

Retro Review: The Emperor’s New Cloak
By: Michelle on Dec 20

Star Trek Opera
By: T'Bonz on Dec 19

New Abrams Project
By: T'Bonz on Dec 18

IDW Publishing March 2015 Comics
By: T'Bonz on Dec 17

Paramount Star Trek 3 Expectations
By: T'Bonz on Dec 17

Star Trek #39 Sneak Peek
By: T'Bonz on Dec 16

Star Trek 3 Potential Director Shortlist
By: T'Bonz on Dec 16

Official Starships Collection Update
By: T'Bonz on Dec 15

Retro Review: Prodigal Daughter
By: Michelle on Dec 13

Sindicate Lager To Debut In The US Next Week
By: T'Bonz on Dec 12


Welcome! The Trek BBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans. Please login to see our full range of forums as well as the ability to send and receive private messages, track your favourite topics and of course join in the discussions.

If you are a new visitor, join us for free. If you are an existing member please login below. Note: for members who joined under our old messageboard system, please login with your display name not your login name.


Go Back   The Trek BBS > Star Trek TV Series > Voyager

Voyager There's coffee in this forum!

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools
Old September 30 2013, 02:49 AM   #1
Kathy Kringle
Commodore
 
Kathy Kringle's Avatar
 
Location: Captain Kathryn's chimney
Send a message via Windows Live Messenger to Kathy Kringle
Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans

Everyones captions were so funny!

Here are the winners~!



Kaffe wrote: View Post

Janeway: It's still not big enough.
Isolinear wrote: View Post

JANEWAY: "Chakotay, what did you do to your face?!"
KASHYK: "Ahh, the GHB is beginning to take effect"
JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post

PARIS: Now I just have to kill her. If Janeway dies, they'll NEVER let us air the episode, and then the show is saved!
R. Star wrote: View Post

Q: Not now Kathy, as much as I'd like you to let the lead out of my pencil, my fellow Q are letting their lead out of their barrels right now and that's just deadly.
Mistral wrote: View Post

Janeway: "Don't you just love the stars in the sky at night?"
Chakotay: "I'd love the towel on the ground a lot more."



I loved too many of the Janeway/Chakotay captions.
Isolinear wrote: View Post

JANEWAY: "Up there, space, the final frontier....
CHAKOTAY: "Down there, one small step.... I think you'd better bathe again Kathryn"
And this one too in honor of Breaking Bad's finale tonight.
Kaffe wrote: View Post

Janeway: Tread lightly.
Kaskyk: Enough already! You're a starship captain, not a meth cook.
Here are the new captions for your amusement! Enjoy!!!









__________________
Once there was a grocery man whose name was simply Louie...until the day his store blew up and his produce went kablewie.

Dead Lazlo's Place
Kathy Kringle is offline  
Old September 30 2013, 03:26 PM   #2
The Laughing Vulcan
Admiral
 
The Laughing Vulcan's Avatar
 
Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans



EMH: "This game of cholesterol roulette doesn't seem so bad."
Opponent: "Send for the lard!"
os echoed down the corridor : "Send for the lard..."



Paris: "Have fun storming the collective."
Kim: "Think it'll work?"
Paris: "It'll take a miracle."



Paris: "I knew I should have worn my aloha shirt."



Paris: "What's happened to Sandrine's?"
Chakotay: "They all have... Irish accents?"
Torres: "Looks like the Captain hacked your program, Tom."
Kim: "The woman has no shame."



EMH: "I love the smell of illicitly gained panties in the morning."
__________________
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

Anime @ MyReviewer
The Laughing Vulcan is offline  
Old September 30 2013, 05:15 PM   #3
bountifulboxesjeg
Vice Admiral
 
bountifulboxesjeg's Avatar
 
Location: bbjeg
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans


Kim: Do you want to tell the Captain she forgot her clothes?
Paris: Just let her be Kim.


Neelix: It's my newest recipe, I call it 'If you don't like my food, you can kiss my ass' soufflé.


Tom: These aliens don't use their third leg to walk?
Belanna: That's not a third leg.
bountifulboxesjeg is offline  
Old September 30 2013, 08:55 PM   #4
DecktheThralls
Rear Admiral
 
DecktheThralls's Avatar
 
Location: Triskelion
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans



Kim: One thing I hate about serving on deep space starships: fall catalog duty.




Neelix: Oh, I'm sorry. Good thing there's no tipping in this cashless economy or I'd really learn my lesson.




Tom: Gaseous anomaly!
Harry: Body double switch!
B'Elanna: Technobabble!
Chakotay: I hate space charades.
DecktheThralls is offline  
Old October 1 2013, 12:46 AM   #5
Starpaul20
Lieutenant Commander
 
Starpaul20's Avatar
 
Location: New Jersey
View Starpaul20's Twitter Profile
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans


Paris (thinking): At least I don't have to eat it now.
__________________
Sorry, no matter how much you try, you can not ignore yourself.
Starpaul20 is offline  
Old October 1 2013, 06:31 AM   #6
Bry_Sinclair
Commodore
 
Bry_Sinclair's Avatar
 
Location: Tactical withdrawl along the Klingon border
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans


Torres (OS): Eh, Doctor. What are you doing? You don't have any programming that allows you to 'taste' or 'digest' anything. It's going to be a pretty hollow experience for you.


Paris: Keep smiling, one of us is sure to get voted onto a sexist list.
Kim: Really?
Paris: Sure.


The crew had gotten so used to their many space battles, that eventually they only proved bothersome to everyday life onboard.


PTB: Listen up, we're cutting all your development and dialogue and screen time from season four onwards. We're getting a Borg with...um...attributes.
Beltram: [thinking] Why'd I let my agent talk me into this show?
McNeil: [thinking] Great, there goes my standing as the good-looking blonde.
Dawson: [thinking] Damn. Wait, what if I strip down to my vest...that might give me an episode every now and then.
Wang: [thinking] People think I'm sexy! Wait, what are they talking about?
__________________
Avatar: Captain Naya, U.S.S. Renown NCC-1415 [Star Trek: Four Years War]
Manip by: JM1776 (STPMA.net)
Bry_Sinclair is offline  
Old October 1 2013, 06:59 AM   #7
R. Star
Rear Admiral
 
R. Star's Avatar
 
Location: Shangri-La
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans

Thanks for the win!



Doctor: I wonder where this holographic food is going to go... do I have a stomach? Will it just roll around inside me? Will it just fall out the other end?



Kim: You got it Tom! That smile is almost as fake and wooden as mine.
Paris: This is a good thing?



Paris: I try to be the nice guy and this is what I get? I'm so sleeping with Kes next episode.



Torres: What the hell is that?
Chakotay: Some sort of alien viewpoint?
Kim: It's a holograhic picture of the inside of my mother's womb.
Paris: I wish I could forget having seen that.



EMH: I wish I had a sense of smell. I can't tell if these will win her over or not. Or give her allergies.
__________________
"I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams
R. Star is offline  
Old October 1 2013, 03:28 PM   #8
The Laughing Vulcan
Admiral
 
The Laughing Vulcan's Avatar
 
Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans

Bry_Sinclair wrote: View Post

Paris: Keep smiling, one of us is sure to get voted onto a sexist list.
Kim: Really?
Paris: Sure.

Kim: "I was going to go with slapping Seven on the ass and calling her 'toots', but maybe smiling will work."
__________________
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

Anime @ MyReviewer
The Laughing Vulcan is offline  
Old October 2 2013, 01:11 AM   #9
JirinPanthosa
Rear Admiral
 
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans



DOCTOR: I'm the only one here who can eat this you know. If you eat this then when you leave the holodeck all the already-absorbed nutrients will vanish and you will keel over from massive organ failure.



TOM: Trust me Harry. Acting like an overgrown child and grinning stupidly while waving is the best way to impress women.



NEELIX: Tom, I'm trying to feed you, why don't you swallow?
PARIS: Umm...Neelix? You know we eat through our mouths right?
NEELIX: Humans eat through the same hole they talk with? Eww.



BERMAN (Off screen): Good news everybody! Next year we're adding a hot female Borg to the cast!
BELTRAN (Thinking): Crap. I'm gonna get fired.
DAWSON (Thinking): Crap. I'm gonna get fired.
MCNEIL (Thinking): Crap. Garrett's gonna get fired.
WANG (Thinking): Crap. If I don't bribe People magazine quick, I'm gonna get fired.




DOCTOR: I should tell Janeway. Either program me with a sense of smell or you're HOLOPHOBIC! Yeah, still likin' the hologram persecution card.
JirinPanthosa is offline  
Old October 2 2013, 01:21 AM   #10
Santa Kang
Fleet Admiral
 
Santa Kang's Avatar
 
Location: North Pole,Qo'noS
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans



BLUTO (o.c.): Food fight!!!!!!!!!
__________________
Nerys Myk
Santa Kang is offline  
Old October 5 2013, 08:03 AM   #11
DecktheThralls
Rear Admiral
 
DecktheThralls's Avatar
 
Location: Triskelion
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans



Where's Tuvix? And why does this lamb shank taste like hedgehog?




Paris: Please extirpate your hand from my event horizon.
Kim: Sorry, old habit. Before joining Starfleet I was a TSA agent.




Neelix: And then the alien jumped out of his chest and it looked like this.
Paris: Oh, was that the trilogy with the really big bugs that started cool and ended with the complete anal rape of the fans?
Neelix: No, I wasn't talking about the first Enterprise. This one was written by someone who actually liked the characters he mangled to death.




Paris: What's with this program?
Kim: I think Captain Janeway made a couple alterations to the barkeep.
Torres: And the fifty salarimen?
Chakotay: Just smile and back away slowly....




Reminds me of motorboating Seven. Minus the chloroform smell.

Last edited by DecktheThralls; October 6 2013 at 06:56 AM.
DecktheThralls is offline  
Old October 6 2013, 07:37 PM   #12
Finngle Bells
Vice Admiral
 
Finngle Bells's Avatar
 
Location: Finn
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans



Tom...and I slipped. The tray broke my fall. What did you do to make it so sticky?

Neelix: Perhaps I put in too much Viidian paste...let me help you get that off you *chuckle*
Finngle Bells is online now  
Old October 8 2013, 04:40 AM   #13
Nebusj
Rear Admiral
 
Nebusj's Avatar
 
View Nebusj's Twitter Profile
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans


The Doctor's forgotten the first rule of holo-dieting: never eat anything larger than your head. Now his program will have to expand his head routine to fit.


``Oh, lord, we stumbled into a Bronies con. Wave and sidle backwards, Garret!''


``That's odd,'' thought Tom. ``My chest doesn't usually explode cheesy hash browns that they have to deflect from innocent bystanders. This time of year it's more often tater tots.''


``We're never going to get back to the Alpha Quadrant if the Captain insists we visit every single souvenir shop looking for the perfect memento of the Delta Quadrant.''
``Shut up and count your blessings she decided it doesn't have to be Neelix.''


Man, you know you're on a bad camping trip when the trees punch you in the nose.
Nebusj is offline  
Old October 8 2013, 04:49 AM   #14
Santa Kang
Fleet Admiral
 
Santa Kang's Avatar
 
Location: North Pole,Qo'noS
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans



PARIS: So, I guess you heard about me and Kes?
__________________
Nerys Myk
Santa Kang is offline  
Old October 8 2013, 04:56 AM   #15
Santa Kang
Fleet Admiral
 
Santa Kang's Avatar
 
Location: North Pole,Qo'noS
Re: Caption Contest 114: Off-Duty Shenanigans



KIM: Thanks for doing this Tom. I'm trying to convince my parents I have friends.


TOM: Remember, we agreed to cash.
__________________
Nerys Myk
Santa Kang is offline  
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 12:24 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
FireFox 2+ or Internet Explorer 7+ highly recommended.