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Old September 30 2013, 05:01 PM   #16
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Yeoman: Uhura, did you get that new special exam done by Bones yet? My inner thighs are still soar.
Uhura: What special exam?


Spock: Mmmhmm... ahh... I see... No, you can't mind meld a wall.


Anan-7: Oh shoot, it's the feds. Me and my friends have glaucoma, I swear.
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Old September 30 2013, 08:29 PM   #17
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Yeoman: Uhura, did you get that new special exam done by Bones yet? My inner thighs are still soar.
I think you mean "sore", unless you're implying her legs flew into the air.
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Old October 1 2013, 05:58 AM   #18
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Spock quickly realized where he had heard the word "cyanoacrylate" before.
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Old October 1 2013, 06:36 AM   #19
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Yeoman: I just helped the Captain go where no man has gone before.

Uhura: Where, your armpit?




This wall is pregnant.




Kirk: Fog machine?
Anan-7: Haggis buffet.
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Old October 1 2013, 06:55 AM   #20
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Kirk: Giorgio Tsoukalos was right! The National Film Board of Canada logo was inspired by aliens!



McCoy: Waaayyyyy too obscure, Jim.
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Old October 1 2013, 07:21 AM   #21
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Shatner: "Hmmm ... maybe we should recast the role of Uhura with a different actress."


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Old October 2 2013, 12:45 AM   #22
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UHURA: We're going on a double date with them?!!
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Old October 2 2013, 03:47 AM   #23
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Shortly after freeing himself from the Denevan neural parasite, Spock was reluctantly forced to file a sentient rights complaint with Starfleet Command, after realizing the Enterprise had no braille signage at all.
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Old October 2 2013, 04:25 AM   #24
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KIRK: Have you made contact with the guard?

SPOCK: Yes, he's thinking about cheese and cats.

MCCOY: You're mind melding with a rat in the wall, you moron!

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Old October 2 2013, 04:44 AM   #25
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Kirk: What are you doing, Spock?
Spock: Reading Vulcan ESP graffiti. "For a good time...call T'Pol...."
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Old October 3 2013, 10:36 PM   #26
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"Look! It's the Good Year blimp!!!"



Anon 7: "What the... we were on the planet of the Guardian of Forever and now you two show up?!"
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Old October 4 2013, 05:45 AM   #27
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Anan (yelling): HELLO CLEVELAND! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?!?
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Old October 4 2013, 02:20 PM   #28
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Anon: "New robes. You take a steam bath in 'em and they fit like a glove! A tight, sexy glove!"
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Old October 4 2013, 07:32 PM   #29
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SPOCK: We really need to move away from the smoking section.
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Old October 8 2013, 04:42 PM   #30
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Ooooo...shiny!


Scotty: What'll we do, Doctor McCoy?
McCoy: I'll take the blonde and you take the brunette.


By the 23rd Century, polystyrene had evolved to the point of sentience.


Kirk: (To statue) Mine's bigger, buddy.


Shipboard fog roaming the halls became a constant nuisance.
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