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Old September 24 2013, 01:11 AM   #16
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RIKER: Is that...entity porn?
PICARD: Q!!!
Q: Oops, sorry. Got you mixed up with Kathy.



PICARD: Mine.
RIKER: Hey!



ANNOUNCER 1: Worf only has one more obstacle to clear before advancing to the finals at Klingon Ninja Warrior!
ANNOUNCER 2: Of course, if he fails the obstacle, he will plummet into the fire pit and die in disgrace.
ANNOUNCER 1: Now the key to this obstacle is keeping your arms at ninety degrees.



WORF: I think we should re-draw our basketball teams.




PICARD: Take out the trash.
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Old September 24 2013, 01:37 AM   #17
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PICARD: Jean Luc isn't here, Mr. Crusher.
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Old September 24 2013, 01:42 AM   #18
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Picard: "Concerning your relationship with Ensign Lefler, Wesley, I just want to caution you that shipboard romances very rarely go well."
Wesley: "What about you and my mother?"
Picard: "Example number 1!"
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Old September 24 2013, 04:25 AM   #19
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Captain, was that you outside our quarters last night in an overcoat and holding up a boom box playing Weird Al Yankovic's White and Nerdy?

You...must be mistaken. I'm not fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon, I mean I've never heard of that genius recording artist.




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Old September 24 2013, 05:44 AM   #20
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PICARD: I had no idea Data even knew what twerking was!
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Old September 25 2013, 12:52 AM   #21
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Picard: Wesley, what's the number one rule on this ship?
Wesley: No children on the bridge?
Picard (condescendingly): No. Children. On. The. Bridge. Now get out!
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Old September 25 2013, 02:01 AM   #22
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PICARD: Sod off you poncy git!
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Old September 26 2013, 01:02 AM   #23
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Stewart: Levar, where's the visor?

Dorn: I'm Michael

Stewart: I can't see the bloody difference without the visor, Wheaton.
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Old September 26 2013, 01:55 AM   #24
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Worf: (Looking towards ..) "No wonder that Patak! didn't invite me to his Party"








Picard: "That's one!"
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Old September 26 2013, 02:00 AM   #25
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After hours of searching for his targ in a Klingon mall garage, he suddenly felt the need to go. But the question is whether it would be honorable or not.
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Old September 26 2013, 02:38 AM   #26
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Picard: "I like the look of these native costumes, Number One. I think I'll make them mandatory onboard the ship."

Riker: "Really, Captain?"

Picard: "Yes, Number One. But only for you. It's high time you learned to sit in a chair properly."
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Old September 26 2013, 03:15 AM   #27
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WESLEY: Stuff your peace and love talk, get a job hippy!!!!
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Old September 26 2013, 11:11 AM   #28
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Picard: "I like the look of these native costumes, Number One. I think I'll make them mandatory onboard the ship."

Riker: "Really, Captain?"

Picard: "Yes, Number One. But only for you. It's high time you learned to sit in a chair properly."
Data: (OS) "I would prefer him not wear one of those....Sir"
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Old September 26 2013, 08:31 PM   #29
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Picard: Merde. I was hoping to unload our inventory of vinyl sofas.
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Old September 30 2013, 01:59 AM   #30
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