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Old September 14 2013, 08:04 AM   #1
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ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time

Once again sorry for the issues I was having with my Photobucket account, I've set up one with ImageShack solely for the Caption Competition, so hopefully it won't happen again.

As always thanks for all the entries, I've been having a right good chuckle to myself which has made this one a bit of a toughie, but with further ado here are the winners:

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Trip: (whispering) 2 to 1 odds that the speech is about gazelles.

Malcolm: (whispering) You're on.

Archer: One time, in San Francisco...

Malcolm: (whispering) Ha! Pay up!

Archer: I went to the zoo and saw a group of gazelles...

Malcolm: (whispering) Damn it!
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Trip: The Road Runner ? Where's Wile E. Coyote?
T'Pol: Let's just say about to plummet into the crevasse.
LeadHead wrote: View Post


Malcolm: Okay, we can explain away the dead aliens. But what about the fires?

Hayes: Wizard?

Malcolm: Wizard.
jazzstick wrote: View Post


Archer: The table doctor, it's speaking to me, a mind is reaching out...to..make contact!

Flox: Captain, I told you, the old "This chair is controlled by aliens" trick won't get you out of your annual colonoscopy this time! Now take your pants off and lay down before I'm forced to make the Corpral here do it for you!
And now for the specialist awards:

The Archer Gets His Ass Whooped Award
Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


TRIP: The Cap'n sure can take a punch.

T'POL: Technically that was several punches
The Breaking The Fourth Wall Award
LeadHead wrote: View Post


Trip: Wow. That's good enough to crash photobucket...
The Remember That For Next Time Award
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REED: Next time, one of us should probably be the "good cop".
The Captain’s Gone Crazy Award
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Archer: Clear! Zap! Clear! Zap!
Maco: Medicating people without their consent?
Phlox: Gotta pass the time between breast exams somehow.
And of course, this week's selection:






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Old September 14 2013, 08:52 AM   #2
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"Guys, I seriously think this cranberry juice has gone bad..."




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Old September 14 2013, 09:43 AM   #3
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Thanks for the wins, Bry_Sinclair! Woo-hoo!



Twip, 'is piwe diw not taswe wike peppuwmint! An' it was fwozen! Who does that?? U made me wook wike a idiot!




T'Pol: Vulcan death grip...attack!




I'm not kidding! I saw the hoo-mon captain giving this creature umax!

Barbarians!




T'Pol: I thought what Trip needed to make him more interesting was a sentient handlebar mustache.

Mustache: You'd think!
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Old September 14 2013, 03:53 PM   #4
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I am Count Bakula...



T'POL: I think you're exaggerating.



T'POL: Uh, thanks. Trip. I'll treasure it always.



GRISH: Then when I click twice it sits.

MUK: Its still standing.
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Old September 14 2013, 04:21 PM   #5
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Archer: "Phlox, great Doctor, crap dentist..."



Trip: "You know, for someone who only gets the urge once every seven years... wait a second... How long is a Vulcan year?"
T'Pol: "Five Earth minutes. Remove your clothes."



Ferengi: "All hail the hypnobeagle!"



T'Pol: "Tholian sex toys are weird."
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Old September 15 2013, 06:42 PM   #6
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ARCHER: Trip, quick! We need to reset the timeline!
TRIP: Why?
ARCHER: I BIT MY CHEEK!



TRIP: These are the new uniforms?
T'POL: Only for you.
TRIP: This is sexual harassment.
T'POL: Sexual harassment is legal on Vulcan. Now you're just sounding racist.
TRIP: Check and mate.



FERENGI 1: Can we sell it?
FERENGI 2: I'd rather pet it.
FERENGI 1: Pet it? But there is no PROFIT in petting...
FERENGI 2: Oh lay off it for five minutes!



T'POL: Mmm, delicious.
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Old September 15 2013, 09:35 PM   #7
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"Watch as I wave this laser pointer around. This is hysterical."
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Old September 16 2013, 05:32 AM   #8
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T'Pol: "My God, is everything on this ship just sex, sex, sex?!"
Trip: "When it comes to recreational activities, yep, sex or Parcheesi, that's about it."
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Old September 16 2013, 05:38 AM   #9
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TRIP: I'm beginning to think playing strip poker with you was a bad idea.
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Old September 20 2013, 02:25 PM   #10
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Archer: You ... punch like a girl, you know that?
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Archer: I borrowed T'Pol's makeup for that bee-stung look. Whaddaya think?
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Old September 22 2013, 04:57 PM   #12
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And of course, this week's selection:

C'mon, that Girl Scout was HUGE!


T'Pol: So you are claiming that all of chef's foot-long subs are now five dollars in cost?


It says it will reveal all of the hoo-mons' secrets for something it calls 'Snausages'.


It's a Vulcan Snausage!
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Old September 23 2013, 01:26 AM   #13
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Trip: You win. It doesn't take much to take the Captain down
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Old September 23 2013, 04:52 AM   #14
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Old September 23 2013, 09:35 AM   #15
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New competition will be up this evening (was going to do it yesterday, but was abducted and taken to see Rush...mmmmm Chris Hemsworth ).
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