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Old September 21 2013, 05:18 AM   #16
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Re: Natalie Portman in "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"

Doughnut sized?
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Old September 21 2013, 06:00 AM   #17
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Re: Natalie Portman in "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"

This thread is nothing without pictures...


Doughnut sized?
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Old September 21 2013, 06:00 AM   #18
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Old September 21 2013, 07:57 AM   #19
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Mmm... doughnuts....

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Old September 21 2013, 08:43 AM   #20
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Where the hell did those ridiculous watermelons, twice the size of her face each pounce from... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

So entirely and clearly photoshopped.

I'm not sure if they're hemroid doughnut pillow sized or hemroid ass sized?
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Old September 21 2013, 10:23 AM   #21
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Re: Natalie Portman in "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"

Natalie Portman could be cast as Leia and play her own daughter if they recast the old characters...

or better an entirely new actress?


Or get Carry Fisher out of mothballs?
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Old September 21 2013, 11:15 AM   #22
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Liz Lemon spent 7 years auditioning the shit out of that role.

Yes, Tina too, to a lesser extent.
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Old September 21 2013, 11:26 AM   #23
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Old September 21 2013, 11:31 AM   #24
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God, her acting was so awful in that film. Christensen's I can understand since he's usually rather weak but Portman gave no fucking effort whatsoever. Since here part was so small in III, it's a rare case where I'd have called for her recasting. Just awful. And then come III Christensen actually did a better job than her.
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Old September 21 2013, 11:39 AM   #25
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God, her acting was so awful in that film. Christensen's I can understand since he's usually rather weak but Portman gave no fucking effort whatsoever. Since here part was so small in III, it's a rare case where I'd have called for her recasting. Just awful. And then come III Christensen actually did a better job than her.


Who watches Star Wars for the acting?
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Old September 21 2013, 12:14 PM   #26
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Deleted scenes from Attack of the Clones has 20 minutes of almost pure Portman fleshing out her love story with that twit.

It almost makes Padme's choice seem grounded and logical to nail him.
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Old September 21 2013, 12:42 PM   #27
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Can we have some photos of her in the black leather dress please?
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Old September 21 2013, 02:04 PM   #28
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God, her acting was so awful in that film. Christensen's I can understand since he's usually rather weak but Portman gave no fucking effort whatsoever. Since here part was so small in III, it's a rare case where I'd have called for her recasting. Just awful. And then come III Christensen actually did a better job than her.
The truth is that an actor is only as good as her/his director. And as much respect as I have for George Lucas, directing is far from his strong suit.
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Old September 21 2013, 03:29 PM   #29
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@Turtletrekker: that is one sick pic. And misogynistic.

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Old September 21 2013, 03:29 PM   #30
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She's a stunning young lady.

Directing: yeah, in her first job after Star Wars she's quoted as saying something like "It's SO good to be directed instead of just told where to stand for the effects!"
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