Ok back sometime during the late 80s this song (sang to the tune of Venus, the Bananarama version) was on the radio..anyone know if its on the web somewhere? ---------------------------------------------------------- He's Scotty He works on the Enterprise [Scotty: "Engineer Scott here."] Engineering is his game. [Scotty: "Main engines, full power."] It should come as no surprise [Scotty: "Prepare for warp drive."] "Scotty" is his name. [Scotty: "Full speed ahead, sir.] He's Scotty [Scotty: "Aye, sir?"] Yeah baby, he's Scotty. [Scotty: "If I do say so myself, the engines are purrin' like a kitten, sir."] Well, Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal! Spock has little pointy ears Sulu never sounds Chinese [Sulu: "Hi there."] Alien girls love Captain Kirk [Alien Girl: "Please teach me: what is a kiss?"] Bones has gone berserk! [McCoy: "Dammit, Jim!"] Well Scotty [Scotty: "Aye, Sir?"] Yeah baby, where's Scotty? [Scotty: "I'm in the transporter room, Sir. Energizing now."] Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire! [Scotty: "I've pushed her all the way, Sir!"] [Scotty: "I've got an hour of power at the most!"] [Scotty: "The matter/antimatter reactors are going into overload!"] [Scotty: "I can't change the laws of physics, Captain!"] Klingons ready to attack [Uhuru: "Hailing frequencies open, Captain."] Food supply is running short [McCoy: "Dammit, Jim!"] Kirk has gotta have warp drive [Chekhov: "Warp factor 2, Keptin."] Please engine room report! [Scotty: "Engineer Scott, here."] Well Scotty Yeah baby, he's Scotty. Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal! Scotty was his name! [Scotty: "Full power, Sir -- let's punch a hole through 'er!"] [Scotty: "Get down and get funky, Captain."] [Scotty: "Jam on it, Sir."] [Scotty: "Aye, Sir!"]
Lol aw jeez look what I found.. somehow I missed it before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KMYMfOZs5s