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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old September 18 2013, 03:49 AM   #16
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KRUGE: Where the hell did you come from?

KIRK: Orbital skydiving, look it up!
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old September 18 2013, 05:43 AM   #17
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RIKER: Stop me if you've heard this one be—
WORF: STOP.




DATA: Indi—gestion
GEORDI: Pepto...Bismol.




STAR TREK III:
YOU WILL BELIEVE A HAM CAN FLY
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Old September 18 2013, 07:07 AM   #18
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TFTW Leadhead!



Riker: As Groucho said, "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

Worf: Harpo had the delivery of a warrior.




Guinan: Oh, here's where Doctor Crusher left her samples. I'm going to need that specimen vial back.




Kirk: I hope my wire fighting team is ready!
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Old September 20 2013, 09:35 PM   #19
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Revealed at last: William Shatner's negotiation tactics for directing Star Trek V.
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Old September 20 2013, 11:26 PM   #20
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KRUGE: Michael Myers!? I'm out! I didn't sign up for that!!!
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Old September 30 2013, 03:23 PM   #21
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Kruge: What...does...the...red...alert...mean?
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Old October 9 2013, 07:30 AM   #22
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Data: YES! YES! Oh dear God, YES!

The crew soon got tired of Data retelling the story of when he and Tasha hooked up.



Kirk: Look ma! I can fly!
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Old October 9 2013, 08:55 PM   #23
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Data: Now all we need is a couple of low-mileage pit woofies to help 'em build a memory.
Guinan: I'm listening....
Data: I did say low mileage, but not because the odometer turned over.



Kirk: Second star to the right and straight on till morning!
Kruge: You have not experienced Peter Pan until you have overacted him in the original Klingon.
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Old October 11 2013, 04:03 AM   #24
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``OK, then how about this series pitch: you're my first officer on the Titan, and we've got a malfunctioning warp drive that sends us to different time-periods every week and we have to set stuff so the Trek universe like we know it happens, only, what we don't know in-character is we're going into other sci-fi shows like Battlestar Galactica or Doctor Who and doing this gag where we treat these shows like they're Trek and ... you're not buying this, are you?''
``I think the one where it's a sitcom at Troi's Mother's house has better four-quadrant demographic appeal right now.''


``That is indeed potent. Guinan, might I have another glass of your bottled Magic Genie?''


As Kirk and Kruge battled, the shaggy, golden toupee watched, wondering who would win the right to wear it, and considering who it would prefer.
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Old October 13 2013, 08:33 PM   #25
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Riker: Hi Worf, so I was wondering if you had a date to the dance this Friday in the holodeck, cause, I think it might be fun to, you know, go together.

Worf: What in the name of Kahless has been going on here while I've been gone?



Data: Query? "Twerking?"

Geordi: Access your knowledge of early 21st century trends.

Data: Ew.

Geordi: That pretty much sums it up.



Kirk: Eaaaaaaaaaaaaagle!

Kruge: Kirk, you idiot, I'm supposed to have my back turned to you for this to work!
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Old October 14 2013, 05:22 AM   #26
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Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post
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Kirk: KIRK SMASH!!!!
I know you never pick yourself as a winner, LeadHead. But this one should win.
Thank you very much for that, Jonas Grumby. It is much appreciated.

Now, it is time for a new contest!
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