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Old September 9 2013, 06:42 AM   #16
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!

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Chakotay: "Back off, I'll kill her, I swear I will."

Tuvok: "You do realize if you kill her, that makes me Captain?"

Chakotay: "Back off, I'll let her live, I swear I will."




EMH: "... and in the nightmare I was a doctor in the middle of this war at china beach, but it wasn't in china, it was in vietnam, and there was a nurse named McMurphy, and this red headed hooker, and this goofy life guard and I still had no hair and ...."

Harry: "Sure Doc, now why don't you just ease away from the warp core?"


 
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Old September 10 2013, 01:59 AM   #17
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Chakotay: First step in this intervention: hypospray the Captain. Second step: Crewman, go to the holosuites and erase that Irish Village program!




EMH: Kim, you are cheating at Twister again and I quit!
Harry: You can't quit now! You know this is the only way I can get women to touch me!
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Old September 11 2013, 05:48 AM   #18
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Janes: Canteloupe! Canteloupe!

Chak: No, you changed our safeword, remember?

Janes: Interplexing phase...sinusoidal... - damned technobabble!




Damn Paris and his movie ticket lines! I'm going in!





Janes: This is wonderful, Tuvok! What do you call it?
Tuvie: Short and Curly Surprise.
<Tom & Harry put forks down. Janes keeps eating>




Cow: Oh, Harry!
Harry: Do I make you horny, baby?




Harry: Why didn't you warn her about Tuesday's Fiesta Buffet!
EMH: I figured she'd hurl it sooner or later.

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Old September 11 2013, 06:06 AM   #19
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B'Elanna: "OMG that was a holographic fart, my pet Targ ones smelled better"

Doctor "Hey she who smelt it dealt it"
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Old September 14 2013, 01:32 AM   #20
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Janeway: ``All right, nobody panic, stay calm. What's-his-name here is just over-tired, that's all, and he'll go to bed when he's ready.''
Chakotay: ``I have a name!''
Janeway: ``Of course you do, dear little ... I want to say 'Chipotle'? Something? Whatever.''


``Don't try to stop me! I'm escaping this show and ... I'm going into the movies!''
``What, like Wagons East?''
``Stop me!''


``Someone remind me again why we're eating the models for an Arne Quinze art installation?''


``Hey, Harry! Find that a moo-ving experience yet!''
``Grow up you guys!''

[ Alternate ]

And Harry Kim totally believed it when they told him this was the Ambassador from Bovaria IX and that was the ceremonial greeting.


``Seven says she's gonna be fine! Lay off!''
``I just ... was a holo-cow somehow?''
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Old September 14 2013, 10:34 PM   #21
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!

^^Hey guys, new contest posted.

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=225886

Can a mod unsticky this one and sticky the new one?

Thanks!
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Old September 15 2013, 09:28 PM   #22
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!

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Sadly,the cow broke up with Harry after the first kiss.
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Old September 15 2013, 09:52 PM   #23
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!

I couldn't resist giving this one the Cheezburger treatment...
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Old September 15 2013, 09:54 PM   #24
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!

HAHA!

I love that picture and your caption. It's just so...Harry.
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