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Old September 6 2013, 06:32 AM   #16
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 80; The woes of Miles Edward O'Brien



EVEK: "Miles O'Brien, you've just won the Cardassian Clearing House Sweepstakes"
O'BRIEN: "What did I win?"
EVEK: "7 full Cardassian days of the worst Music 21st century Earth gave history, including so called artists like Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Lady Ga-Ga, Kesha,etc."
O'BRIEN: "Kill me now!"
EVEK: "That's why we call it the Cardassian Clearing House Sweepstakes"


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O'BRIEN: On the bright side, this is the least terrible thing that's ever happened to me..
OS Hears the snap of Rubber gloves
O'BRIEN: "Oh bloody hell"
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Old September 6 2013, 08:00 PM   #17
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 80; The woes of Miles Edward O'Brien



Miles: So what you're telling me Gul Marset is that I'm too Irish to enter the Cardassian system?



Look Molly, it's a rounded chunk of Muppet Flesh from Henson V!



Molly:Remember what Dr.Basher said, if he detects any alcohol in your blood you're fired from the station! It's a good thing you don't have to work right now because you would be fired! Tell me you're gonna stop drinking!
Miles: I'll be fine...



Keiko: Miles honey, please don't help Molly blow the candle out, you'll melt my face off!
Miles: Right!



Julian: Oh Miles, thanks for making the last precious breaths of my life rancid with your cabbage and beer farts!
Miles:Well...I feel better.
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Old September 7 2013, 02:34 PM   #18
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 80; The woes of Miles Edward O'Brien

TFTW, Ln X!

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Miles: So what you're telling me Gul Marset is that I'm too Irish to enter the Cardassian system?
Marset: Then you didn't see the "N.I.N.A." laser billboard as you entered Cardassian space? That damn Ferengi told me it couldn't be missed!



Molly: Alright already, I faked the whole "Time's Child" bull to get you guys to pay attention to me! I admit it! What I didn't expect is just how gullible you two would be!



One Romulan Ale, Two Romulan Ale, Three Romulan Ale, Floor!



O'Brien: A party? For me? I wasn't expecting this! What's the occasion?

Keiko: Miles Edward O'Brien, you are...not the father!

O'Brien: That's...not something to celebrate!

Keiko: It is if that's the only reason I'm still married to your drunk ass.



Vorta in Command of a Troop of Jem'Hadar Soldiers: Sorry, Doctor, we were aiming for O'Brien!

Bashir: Don't worry about it! If you're friends with Miles, this stuff happens to you a lot!
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Old September 7 2013, 04:03 PM   #19
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 80; The woes of Miles Edward O'Brien



O'BRIEN: A spot on your uniform? That's what you're whining about?
At Setlik III we had to wear the same uniform for over a month!
Through grime, mud, blood and dust. At the end those uniforms
could stand on their own.


BASHIR: I wish they had aimed a little higher.

O'BRIEN: Why?

BASHIR: To spare me having to listen to another of your war stories.
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Old September 8 2013, 01:17 AM   #20
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 80; The woes of Miles Edward O'Brien



Gul Evek: Seriously? You lowered your shields and just let us beam aboard? Are you sure there's no other reasons why you're not an officer?




O'Brien: Worst date night ever.



Nog's first attempts to operate the transporter were less than successful.



Sisko: Happy birthday, Mister O'Brien.

Dax: (over comm) Dax to Sisko, incoming message from starfleet command regarding your questions about "mandatory retirement ages."

Sisko: Uh-oh. Take a message.



O'Brien: I am never going to be your wingman again!

Bashir: It wasn't that bad.

O'Brien: She shot us!

Bashir: At least this time it was on stun!
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Old September 8 2013, 09:45 AM   #21
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Keiko: "Oh that's right... blue to a Cardassian is like red to a bull..."



"But how are we going to fit this up there?"



"Keiko... this isn't what you think... well maybe it is..."



"Make a wish."
O'Brien thinks, then blows it out.
"Hope it comes true."
"Nah, she's still here."



Where will you be when space diarrhea strikes...?
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Old September 9 2013, 06:28 PM   #22
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 80; The woes of Miles Edward O'Brien

A new contest is up!
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Old September 12 2013, 04:17 AM   #23
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thank you for these been really down today and I needed the laugh
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Old September 12 2013, 09:42 AM   #24
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thank you for these been really down today and I needed the laugh
There is the 81st contest so you can have some more laughs.
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